Mission
It's been a while, but I have to be pretty brief. That said, it's going to be a long post.
If I sound like I'm speaking in pretty short language, it's because I've been under strict military conditions since the ninth, around 1200, and...I think I'm alone....
Okay, so here goes, I gotta actually be quick because Red Cougar, the militant end of the Super Crew, keeps looking over my shuolder. I'm sorry it's been so long, but I've been in a lot of trouble. It all started when I was gonna meet Stacy at the park...and she showed! Aw, man, it was the best time ever. We talked about physics for a while, and then we discussed Neitzche (don't ask, I just picked it up...speed reading), and we really really clicked! I think she really likes me...or, uh, liked me.
See, it all went wrong right after we started talking literature, no, not because of her skewed views on Fitzgerald (speed reading), but because a huge ship came out of nowhere and kidnapped Stacy! I was so mad, and scared and...God, I'm a really useless superhero. Anyway, I can't talk about that right now. Nah, cause the story keeps going. I saw Stacy get kidnapped, so I checked for any markings on the ship, and I could've sworn I recognized a sign from the villain convention, so I went right over to Super Crew HQ. This is the conversation that followed.
Me: "Sgt. Splendor, my girlfriend's been kidnapped!"
Sgt.: "Zounds! By the Moons of Galdor!!!"
Me: "Yeah!"
Sgt.: "The last wards of Azmodiath! The hooligans of Halfax Six!!!"
Me: "Uh...yeah."
Sgt.: "The Yelping Jowls of the Gradoth Hoardes of-"
Me: "SAVE HER NOW!!!"
Sgt.: "What did you say?"
Me: "Uh...Lacrimous Loons, Sgt.!"
Sgt.: "To military blackout!!"
So, then we went into military blackout, and we used military intelligence to find Stacy. I'll tell you how, later. Anyway, we flew to Kavlakia, where we've located the position of the castle of the people that captured Stacy. It's currently early in the morning...and we're gonna head out soon. I'm gonna spend Christmas saving Stacy...and then, well...I just hope she's alive. Oh, hey, I'll tell you guys more later, gotta go!
And, that ends my trnamission. I must speak to Red Cougar! Private Norm, out!!
If I sound like I'm speaking in pretty short language, it's because I've been under strict military conditions since the ninth, around 1200, and...I think I'm alone....
Okay, so here goes, I gotta actually be quick because Red Cougar, the militant end of the Super Crew, keeps looking over my shuolder. I'm sorry it's been so long, but I've been in a lot of trouble. It all started when I was gonna meet Stacy at the park...and she showed! Aw, man, it was the best time ever. We talked about physics for a while, and then we discussed Neitzche (don't ask, I just picked it up...speed reading), and we really really clicked! I think she really likes me...or, uh, liked me.
See, it all went wrong right after we started talking literature, no, not because of her skewed views on Fitzgerald (speed reading), but because a huge ship came out of nowhere and kidnapped Stacy! I was so mad, and scared and...God, I'm a really useless superhero. Anyway, I can't talk about that right now. Nah, cause the story keeps going. I saw Stacy get kidnapped, so I checked for any markings on the ship, and I could've sworn I recognized a sign from the villain convention, so I went right over to Super Crew HQ. This is the conversation that followed.
Me: "Sgt. Splendor, my girlfriend's been kidnapped!"
Sgt.: "Zounds! By the Moons of Galdor!!!"
Me: "Yeah!"
Sgt.: "The last wards of Azmodiath! The hooligans of Halfax Six!!!"
Me: "Uh...yeah."
Sgt.: "The Yelping Jowls of the Gradoth Hoardes of-"
Me: "SAVE HER NOW!!!"
Sgt.: "What did you say?"
Me: "Uh...Lacrimous Loons, Sgt.!"
Sgt.: "To military blackout!!"
So, then we went into military blackout, and we used military intelligence to find Stacy. I'll tell you how, later. Anyway, we flew to Kavlakia, where we've located the position of the castle of the people that captured Stacy. It's currently early in the morning...and we're gonna head out soon. I'm gonna spend Christmas saving Stacy...and then, well...I just hope she's alive. Oh, hey, I'll tell you guys more later, gotta go!
And, that ends my trnamission. I must speak to Red Cougar! Private Norm, out!!