- At the last dance, when Elijah signed my poster “Rage and Fury,” Chris secretly changed it to “Rape with Fury.”
- When Kelly fell in gym class.
- Our interpretive dance in PE.
- Track meets.
- When Lindsay kicked the ball and almost hit Krista Akers.
- In Wildcat Tale when Kelly and David would always get into huge fights over St. John’s and Faith.
- Hope basketball tournaments.
- Writing the Yello Subs songs.
- When Emily thought the student teacher stole her Dr. Pepper lip balm but she had it in her desk all along.
- When me and Emily always tried to hit Bumpkin in volleyball, and the one time we did, she started bawling.
- Ultimate dis.
- When Jonathan took Paul’s swing and Paul retaliated, kicking him in the face and yelling, “ULTIMATE RELOAD!”
- Britny’s impression of John Mayer.
- When Stephen “stole” Alisha’s Junior Scholastic.
- When I went to the office during lunch, and when I came back all my food was gone because David ate it!
- David’s chubby days.
- When I threw Alisha’s icepack at Nick, missed, and knocked David’s tray off the desk.
- Josh’s old blind lady impression at Starbase.
- Making the Shane videos.
- Chris the Emu and David fighting at lunch.
- When Lindsay wrote “Rob sucks” on my notebook and it wouldn’t come off so I had to throw it away.
- Lindsay’s crush on her hairy sexy beast and Qbert.
- Farmer’s secret affair with Ms. Schaefer.
- On the class trip when Chris was trying to hide behind a white pole with a bright red shirt on.
- When Chris Pierce proposed to me in 5th grade.
- Andrew Wodtke’s bubble butt.
- Mr. Malone’s “I don’t care!” and “Geez la Pete!”
- The quote books.
- The 7th grade class trip. (Bear-chested man biggie)
- Joey.
- All of Alisha’s parties.
- How mean I was to a certain somebody. LOL.
- Burrito-making (EAST SIDE)
- Going to Golden Corral with the soccer team after the volleyball tournament.
- Nick’s crazy handshakes.
- When Kelly kept getting my pants dirty!
- When we all would sit on each other after lunch & Kelly was on the bottom so she pissed herself
- 21 questions
& biggies fat rapperness
& stephs bug man face
& the time dave puked all over the stairs at lunch