Overheard
Michael: "Yeah, I dunno dude, chicks are weird. Like, the girl I had in Paris, right? I guess... I guess she loved me more than I loved her, you know?"
Michael's Dumbass Friend: "Yeah dude, seriously."
Michael: "Yeah, I mean, I really wanted to explore sexually, you know? Like, I wanted to fuck other girls. Like, with her and stuff. I mean, this one time, I was fucking her, and I was like 'Hey, let's throw another girl in the mix'. She got really fucking pissed."
MDF: "Haha! Yeah man."
Michael: "She didn't eat for, like, four days. I mean, yeah, like, I was kinda cruel, you know? But at least I was honest."
MDF: "No kidding dude, right?"
Michael: "Passion is dead, man."
***
Later, they were sitting on the couch, listening to soft classical music, talking about a cellist, and then discussed which hands they masturbate with.
Yup.
Michael's Dumbass Friend: "Yeah dude, seriously."
Michael: "Yeah, I mean, I really wanted to explore sexually, you know? Like, I wanted to fuck other girls. Like, with her and stuff. I mean, this one time, I was fucking her, and I was like 'Hey, let's throw another girl in the mix'. She got really fucking pissed."
MDF: "Haha! Yeah man."
Michael: "She didn't eat for, like, four days. I mean, yeah, like, I was kinda cruel, you know? But at least I was honest."
MDF: "No kidding dude, right?"
Michael: "Passion is dead, man."
***
Later, they were sitting on the couch, listening to soft classical music, talking about a cellist, and then discussed which hands they masturbate with.
Yup.