Ordinary stuff
1. Once I was an orderly at the hospital
2. I’m very awkward socially (yes, damn it!)
3. I love teddy bears
4. I enjoy watching cartoons with the kids. Recently we watched Miyazaki’s Ponyo on the Cliff. That’s the real thing, I tell you!
5. Loneliness is my worst fear. I’ve been alone for so long…
Weird stuff
1. I killed a cop in self-defense
2. I intended to murder a man, his wife and their child. Seriously. Well, I’m sorry!...
3. I hardly appreciated my own life - until I met John Kramer AKA “the Jigsaw Killer”
4. I’m obsessed with tropical islands (thank you,
Keeper!)
5. I believe in Cthulhu. It’s not that I’m a cultist, of course. Once I saw Him with my own eyes. He just came and installed a jacuzzi in our bathroom.