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[itsthecommish]

Over the course of the past month and a half, there have been bodies showing up with strange markings. They've all been random as far as we can see and there are never any witnesses. Tonight marks another victim of these mysterious murders. A man aged around 30 with brown hair was found tied up and beaten in an alleyway near some local haunts. I'm

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[mastahwayne]

Oh my god! Maybe it's an inside job!

You better not be the murderer, you trickster.

[itsthecommish]

What in God's name are you babbling about, son?

[mastahwayne]

LUSTER DUST

[itsthecommish]

I don't have time for this.

[mastahwayne]

DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A CUP OF COFFEE AND A DONUT OH WAIT YOU ALWAYS DO YOU'RE A COP

[itsthecommish]

This isn't making me feel comfortable at all.

[mastahwayne]

YOU SHOULD CHANGE INTO SOMETHING SILKY

[itsthecommish]

I'm thinking about getting someone to ban you from this address, Mr. Wayne. Harassment of an officer of the law is a crime.

Your status as one of the richest men in Gotham won't make any difference once you're at Blackgate.

[mastahwayne]

BUT I'M AN ORPHAN D:

[itsthecommish]

It was a tragedy, and I'm sorry, but it doesn't excuse you from getting out of trouble.

[mastahwayne]

Do you remember when you comforted me? YOU COMFORTED ME. ):

y so meen gordon

[itsthecommish]

I'm done here.

[mastahwayne]

I'm done in lyfe.

brb suicide