Voicemail
You've reached Captain Jack Harkness, leave a message after the tone. If you want to contact Torchwood, we have a phone line for that; if you don't know the number then you shouldn't be calling. If this is about work, call the aforementioned number. Unless your name is Ianto, in which case why are you calling me when I don't have my phone? You should know better.
If this is Rhys, then no, I have no interest in keeping you up-to-date with our work, talk to your wife. Speaking of, if this is Gwen then call Ianto's phone. If you don't get an answer then we're probably a little 'busy' at the moment, though you're always welcome to join in.
If this is the Doctor, then leave a message and I'll meet you at the usual place. If this is John, then don't flood my voice mail with messages, I'll get to it when I can. If this is the Master, then stop looking up my number. I'm tired of changi-[beep]
[ooc: Yes, I did upload that icon just for this]
If this is Rhys, then no, I have no interest in keeping you up-to-date with our work, talk to your wife. Speaking of, if this is Gwen then call Ianto's phone. If you don't get an answer then we're probably a little 'busy' at the moment, though you're always welcome to join in.
If this is the Doctor, then leave a message and I'll meet you at the usual place. If this is John, then don't flood my voice mail with messages, I'll get to it when I can. If this is the Master, then stop looking up my number. I'm tired of changi-[beep]
[ooc: Yes, I did upload that icon just for this]