Feb 14, 2011 21:40
[Anyone checking their 'Gear will find this lovely blinding message on the network:]
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
I hope you lovely ladies of Goldenrod enjoyed my humble gifts. ♥ If any of you single ladies are looking for a date today, Larry Butz is (shockingly) open! Drop me a line!
[... Yeah, Larry somehow managed to send every girl in Goldenrod flowers and a box of chocolate. Can this guy get any more desperate?
If anyone happens to see him at the festival, he'll be moping around. It's been years since he's been without a girlfriend on Valentine's Day and he's having a hard time coping. He's been struggling with the idea of asking someone out, but for once he's actually terrified of rejection.
Basically, Larry is being a desperate drama llama today.]
goldenrod city,
sign of the apocalypse,
single awareness day,
larry is desperate,
mopey mope mope,
valentine's day,
fail