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Still slightly sick.
bUT feeling a little more optimistic.
Today I kinda just sat around the house, like the uber cool lump that I am.
Oh yes indeed indeed.
Memory:
So here I was walking around herbergers saying in my pathetic english accent "Please sir. Can I please sir have some mor' food pleauuuuusee??" When I trip and fall. This old guy looked at me like I was crazy, and hell maybe I am. So much for a talent agent spotting me at herbergers and saying "HEY! We ARE doing a revival of Oliver on Broadway...Wanna be in it?"
Im such a dreamer.
And also, im not sure that id want to be in Oliver..Unless I could be Fagin...but then id have to grow a penis..BUT then again, if I was in Shakesperes time, I could play a man, cause that what was usually done. I could be like Harvey Fierstein expect you know, not gay and not with a *private part shaped like a cucumber*..huch hum..
Oliver! Lyrics
You've Got to Pick-a-Pocket or Two
[FAGIN (spoken)]
You see, Oliver...
[sung] In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Let's show Oliver how it's done, shall we, my dears?
[sung] Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Who says crime doesn't pay?
[sung] Robin Hood, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity's fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Robin Hood was far too good
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN]
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes.
I recall, he started small
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
We can be like old Bill Sikes
If we pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Stop thief!
Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything's clear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Have no fear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN]
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
We have to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Just to find some peace of mind
[FAGIN AND BOYS]
We have to pick-a-pocket or two!
My theme song.
hehe. :)
St IVES AND all that jazz,
JAY!
(ill^update^l8ter^)
bUT feeling a little more optimistic.
Today I kinda just sat around the house, like the uber cool lump that I am.
Oh yes indeed indeed.
Memory:
So here I was walking around herbergers saying in my pathetic english accent "Please sir. Can I please sir have some mor' food pleauuuuusee??" When I trip and fall. This old guy looked at me like I was crazy, and hell maybe I am. So much for a talent agent spotting me at herbergers and saying "HEY! We ARE doing a revival of Oliver on Broadway...Wanna be in it?"
Im such a dreamer.
And also, im not sure that id want to be in Oliver..Unless I could be Fagin...but then id have to grow a penis..BUT then again, if I was in Shakesperes time, I could play a man, cause that what was usually done. I could be like Harvey Fierstein expect you know, not gay and not with a *private part shaped like a cucumber*..huch hum..
Oliver! Lyrics
You've Got to Pick-a-Pocket or Two
[FAGIN (spoken)]
You see, Oliver...
[sung] In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Let's show Oliver how it's done, shall we, my dears?
[sung] Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Who says crime doesn't pay?
[sung] Robin Hood, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity's fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Robin Hood was far too good
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN]
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes.
I recall, he started small
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
We can be like old Bill Sikes
If we pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Stop thief!
Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything's clear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Have no fear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN]
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
We have to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Just to find some peace of mind
[FAGIN AND BOYS]
We have to pick-a-pocket or two!
My theme song.
hehe. :)
St IVES AND all that jazz,
JAY!
(ill^update^l8ter^)