;_; I hate being forced off the internet. I have a lot of time to write, but not much inclination... anyhow, I did finish two short pieces, so! Both original, rated R, very short.
July 02: These are the frequently asked questions.
Lying is the most fun you can have without taking off your clothesHow to milk psychiatrists.
July 12: Someone has left a note under your car windshield.
JoyrideHaving your car broken into is not the worst thing that can happen.
Hopefully next time, I'll have more to post than just a couple of things. -_-;