Ah... hello, school. I hope everyone is having a good semester so far. I am. My detention count is only 32 36 40 41 43 44.
I urge the new students to join the kendo club. It is held wherever detention is held that day. I am the president, Katsura Kotarou, third year. Additionally, welcome to the school, I hope the ineffective and oppressive system Dictator Rahm-san is running like a sweat-shop does not crush the life out of your souls.
Shinpachi-kun, I have completed defining the borders of our shared room.
I also have things to say to teachers.
Elizabeth-sensei, thank you for the fruit baskets and homemade gifts. And thank you for serving me lunch during Calculus today. It was delicious, and a nice break from my nap. You are very kind.
Flowright-sensei, I made flashcards for ESL as you suggested. Are these okay?
I think I will learn to read and write English very soon. Thank you for taking me out of that hack-pedophile Charming-sensei's class. Ah, I was worried I would catch his erectile dysfunction.
Ginpachi-sensei, I finished preparing your syllabus.