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[itsnotzura]

Ah... Edo is strangely lively today.

I thought there were a few more months until the summer festivals started.

Nevertheless, today is a good day for the revolution. The people have finally recognised me as their leader.

They gave me a hat.

Comments

[pattan]

AND WHAT'S WITH THOSE HANDPUPPETS?! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO HYPNOTICALLY INFLUENCE A CHILDREN'S SHOW!

[itsnotzura]

Ah... they're so cute, aren't they...

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT THE POINT! THE MESSAGE YOU HAVE THERE IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE!

[itsnotzura]

They look like little Elizabeths... ah, I told the vendor, I couldn't believe he had such cute things... he only spoke French, though...

[pattan]

STOP STARING AT THEM AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SAYING!

I KNOW YOU'RE STARING AT THEM!

[itsnotzura]

No I'm not.

[pattan]

YOU YOU ARE! I KNOW YOU ARE.

YOU'RE HAVING THEM TALK TO EACH OTHER AREN'T YOU.

[itsnotzura]

Uwaaah, he's so mean! I'm scared, Katsura-kun!

Don't be scared, Zelda-chan. A megane's bark is worse than his bite.

[pattan]

I'm going to regret asking this.

But which one is Zelda-chan?

[itsnotzura]

That's Zelda-sama to you, four-eyes!

Zelda-chan...!

You tell him! He smells like farts!

Brutus-kun, that is rude...

[pattan]

I DON'T SMELL LIKE FARTS!

YOUR PUPPETS ARE RUDE!

COMPLETELY RUDE!

[pattan]

I MEAN YOU'RE RUDE!

YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING THOSE STUPID PUPPETS SAY THOSE THINGS!

[itsnotzura]

I'm so sorry... they are usually very well behaved puppets... it won't happen again, sir.

[pattan]

THEY AREN'T ALIVE!

YOU'RE MAKING THEM SAY THOSE THINGS!

[itsnotzura]

Boy, Zelda-chan, he sure makes me bored!

Me too, Brutus-kun! He makes me so bored I want to

ZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZ

[pattan]

I'M NOT BORING!

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!