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Ah. I would like the attention of Italy and all its' inhabitants.
This is your leader speaking.
I welcome you to the new dawn of Italy. Your reform is something I take very seriously. I know I am no politician, and that my greatest strengths do not lie in diplomacy, but in my sword [or split-end free hair].
Nevertheless, I will do my best to serve you as I serve Japan.
There will be a few changes in how we run things. Please keep in mind these changes are all for the well-being of Italy and it's many diverse peoples.
THE NEW RULES OF ITALY
As dictated, not read, by Katsura Kotarou, Ruler, to Elizabeth, Notary.
一 The shackles of oppression, ah, whatever those are, shall be loosened from the ankles of this noble country. Unfettered, this country may flourish.
二 All peoples may pursue their own path and develop their own bushido.
三 The country's animal will be changed from the Italian Wolf to Elizabeth.
四 The official language will be changed from Italian to Japanese [with English subtitles for the viewers at home, of course. Many some wishes for with great luck, Enrgrish-sans! Bubble gum happy day be my friend always today!].
五 The official anthem will be changed from Il Canto degli Italiani to Snoop Dog's "Gin and Juice," off of the illustrious "Doggystyle" album.
六 All policia will be put to death on being grounds of possible ties with the Shisengumi. All Shisengumi will also be put to death on grounds of being hairy, stupid morons with acne on their behinds.
七 Currency will be changed from the Euro to soba.
八 The Pope's hat will belong to Elizabeth by right of conquest.
九 All neighbouring nations must wipe their feet and take off their sandals before coming to visit.
十 Fridays will from now and forever more be known as Silly Hat Day.
Ah. Thank you for your attention.
Ganbatte, Italy!
Edit: We will not speak of it or I will gut you, Paa-head.
This is your leader speaking.
I welcome you to the new dawn of Italy. Your reform is something I take very seriously. I know I am no politician, and that my greatest strengths do not lie in diplomacy, but in my sword [or split-end free hair].
Nevertheless, I will do my best to serve you as I serve Japan.
There will be a few changes in how we run things. Please keep in mind these changes are all for the well-being of Italy and it's many diverse peoples.
THE NEW RULES OF ITALY
As dictated, not read, by Katsura Kotarou, Ruler, to Elizabeth, Notary.
一 The shackles of oppression, ah, whatever those are, shall be loosened from the ankles of this noble country. Unfettered, this country may flourish.
二 All peoples may pursue their own path and develop their own bushido.
三 The country's animal will be changed from the Italian Wolf to Elizabeth.
四 The official language will be changed from Italian to Japanese [with English subtitles for the viewers at home, of course. Many some wishes for with great luck, Enrgrish-sans! Bubble gum happy day be my friend always today!].
五 The official anthem will be changed from Il Canto degli Italiani to Snoop Dog's "Gin and Juice," off of the illustrious "Doggystyle" album.
六 All policia will be put to death on being grounds of possible ties with the Shisengumi. All Shisengumi will also be put to death on grounds of being hairy, stupid morons with acne on their behinds.
七 Currency will be changed from the Euro to soba.
八 The Pope's hat will belong to Elizabeth by right of conquest.
九 All neighbouring nations must wipe their feet and take off their sandals before coming to visit.
十 Fridays will from now and forever more be known as Silly Hat Day.
Ah. Thank you for your attention.
Ganbatte, Italy!
Edit: We will not speak of it or I will gut you, Paa-head.