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Dear Grandma,
I'm sorry Mom is contemplating kicking you and Grandpa out of our rental house in order to get money to help pay for my college. But in reality, it's not really "kicking out", it's more giving you a little shove into your dream of buying a motorhome and driving to Arizona. Right?
I just really want to stay at the Art Institute, Grandma, without being in unmeasurable debt.
People always say you look much younger than you are Grandma. No, that wasn't a distraction from the real matter. You are super pretty! And crazy too! My two favorite things.
So don't be mad. I'm sorz if you are. (Sorz is my new slang word for sorry, Grandma. All the cool kids are doing it.)
So when you're driving that motorhome through the dusty, deserty trails just think, "I'm doing this so my grandson can continue to be the crazy kid in his etching class that trips over a stool and tells his teacher he did it to make a good first impression." Ohhhh god, I'm awkward.
Love,
Kevin
I'm sorry Mom is contemplating kicking you and Grandpa out of our rental house in order to get money to help pay for my college. But in reality, it's not really "kicking out", it's more giving you a little shove into your dream of buying a motorhome and driving to Arizona. Right?
I just really want to stay at the Art Institute, Grandma, without being in unmeasurable debt.
People always say you look much younger than you are Grandma. No, that wasn't a distraction from the real matter. You are super pretty! And crazy too! My two favorite things.
So don't be mad. I'm sorz if you are. (Sorz is my new slang word for sorry, Grandma. All the cool kids are doing it.)
So when you're driving that motorhome through the dusty, deserty trails just think, "I'm doing this so my grandson can continue to be the crazy kid in his etching class that trips over a stool and tells his teacher he did it to make a good first impression." Ohhhh god, I'm awkward.
Love,
Kevin