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This is fun to do. Just read the offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Done acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
1. Do you still talk to the first person you fell the hardest for? -
No
2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
umm. i dont think so...?>
3. Are you obsessed with someone?
myself,.. i'm so vain, and fuck yeah that song is about me.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
i dont have to go in on saturday and sunday
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
umm.. no. i guess its just one
6. Name something that you would love to eat right now?
sugar cookie!
7. Are you listening to anything?
tv..
8. Who was the last two people to call you? -
Mom.. twice.
9. If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life would you?
naw. i like the surprise.
10. Do you steal peoples boyfriends or girlfriends?
not on purpose.
11. Are you happy?
right now, i'm happy.
12. What's your favorite smell?
A&F 8
13. What is your least favorite sound?
dog barking.
14. Are you moody?
yeah
15. Last person you hung out with?
the puppy
16. Have you ever tried to get back with an ex?
uh no
17. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
yeah.i heart high school.
18. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yea
19. Have you ever gone camping?
yeah
20. Are you friends with all your exes?
well, not non friends
21. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
No
22. Have you ever had a stalker?
hahaha... ask stevie!
23. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? -
yeah
24. Thirsty?
a little
25. Who was the last person to make you laugh?-
i laughed so hard this morning i was crying. all because i called that one stupid movie 'live free or die trying' i still ahve no idea what it actually is
26. Last person to sleep in your bed besides you?-
puppy.
27. Someone you are protective of?
no one..
28. Is someone protective of you?
i'm sure my parents are.. perhaps my sister.
29. What was the last movie you watched?
Casablanca, tear jerker but i love it.
30. Have you ever gotten a bad haircut?
i've done one to myself.. eekk
31. Where are your siblings right now?
just chatted with her online. shes at CMU, about to work out.
32. Last place you kissed someone other than family?
the threshold. haha
34. Last person you text messaged -
puppy
35. Future kids names?
no kids thanks
36. What are you doing tomorrow? -
Work.. big meeting about something.. but it'll be busy because month-end billing is due on Tuesday. gross
38. Do you miss anyone? -
many people
40. What is your mood? -
frumpy
41. What color underwear are you wearing?
pink
42. What is the first thing you heard this morning?
couching
43. Where were you 2 hours ago? -
couch
44. What were you doing last night?
playing poker with puppy and his friends/friend's girlfriends
45. What does your hair look like right now?
blonde messy bun
46. Has anyone ever used you?
Yeah
47. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
well i got that impression when i met puppy's parents
48. What have you eaten today? -
omlette, toast, hashbrowns, 3 cups of coffee, mac & cheese, soda!!!!, 3 chocolate chips, 4 chicken tenders with ketchup, half can of pineapple, and a string cheese
49. Is your hair naturally curly, straight, or nappy?
its getting wavy.. was straight, then permed now wavy
50. Who was the last friend you were in the car with -
Lauren
51. What are you looking forward to?
christmas!
52. What do you think about cheating?
cheaters only get caught
54. Is today going to be a good day?
yeah it wasokay!
EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON’T CHANGE IT
1. you & your ex.
no
2. I am listening to
"gimme love, gimme love, gimme love," i have no idea..its some song on some CW tv show..who knows.
3. Maybe I should
turn the channel
4. I love
ice cream
5. I don’t understand
president bush
6. I have lost my respect for
pill poppers
7. I last ate
dinner
8. The meaning of my display name is
the hot chick movie
IS YOUR/ARE YOU
1. Is your hair wet?
No
2. Is your cell phone right by you?
yeah-- to my right
3. Do you miss someone?
many
4. Are you wearing chapstick?
i want some more now.
5. Are you tired?
no just lazy
6. Are you wearing pajamas?
yeah hahah it knows me
7. Are you mad?
no
8. Are you upset?
no
HAVE YOU..
1. Recently done anything you regret?
yeah
2. Ever lied?
yeah
3. Have you ever kicked someone?
i do have a sister
4. Ever tripped over your own feet?
too often
TODAY HAVE YOU:
1. Have you cursed?
yeah - damn lions
2. Have you gotten mad at someone?
yeah comon Kitna!
RANDOM
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A: scott.
Q: Do you have any siblings?
A: 1
Q: Do you want children?
A: not now.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: i have this thing with smirking..
Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A: almost never
Q: Do you like your handwriting?
A: It's alright
Q: Are your toenails painted?
A: No
Q: Who’s bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?
A: missys!!!
Q: what color shirt are you wearing right now?
A: black hoddie
Q: What were you doing at 6pm yesterday?
A: At Applebees with Lauren
Q: I can’t wait till:
A: christmas
Q: What would you rather be called?
A: jess/jessie..
Q: When did you cry last?
A: when i was laughing so hard about that freakin movie title
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: i strive for popularity. to be popular you have to have friends. to have friends you have to be friendly.. use the transitive property
Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
A: Mine
Q: do you have any pets?
A: no
Q: Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
A: yeah