DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

[itslittlebit]

So a gaggle of my more-intelligent-and-more-risk-averse-than-me friends have gotten together to unfortunately, successfully, talk me out of the idea of a Vespa.

God, I *hate* it when people are incontrovertibly right when I don't want them to be.*

*whilst simultaneously, obviously, grateful that no one wants to see me become a grease stain on the pavement.