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If I were a month I would be: july
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 10:34 p.m
If I were a planet I would be: neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: a lobster
If I were a direction I would be: east
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a futon
If I were a historical figure I would be: nazi or flapper
If I were a liquid I would be: the blue ny-quil medicine
If I were a stone, I would be: a diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: a tropical rainforest-like tree
If I were a bird, I would be: love bird ♥
If I were a tool, I would be: drill baby
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a tiger-lilly
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a heat thunderstorm with lightning
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a violin
If I were an animal, I would be: a kangaroo
If I were a color, I would be: teal or pink
If I were an emotion, I would be: an awkward emotion?
If I were a vegetable, I would be: zuchinni
If I were a sound, I would be: a drum beat
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: a 'vette like barbie's
If I were a song, I would be: "passive" by a perfect circle
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: charlie chaplin
If I were a book, I would be written by: freud
If I were a food, I would be: something italian mmmm
If I were a place, I would be: your bed <3
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: juniper
If I were a religion, I would be: none
If I were a word, I would be: eccentric, rapture, or sex
If I were an object, I would be: a straw
If I were a body part I would be: a thigh or neck
If I were a facial expression I would be: confused
If I were a subject in school I would be: literature
If I were a cartoon character I would be : the bitchy blonde one
If I were a shape I would be:an trapezoid
If I were a number I would be: 17

see you tomorrow, kids.