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w00t. Tonight I went back to McFadden's -- greatest Happy Hour EVER - $10 all you can drink -- yes, it's limited to the cheap stuff but all I ever drink are screwdrivers anyway -- with my friend Kristin. Kristin and I were pen-pals first... a mutual friend wanted me to be her penpal so I could help "witness" to her because she was a democrat. She went through a fundie phase too -- although my fundie phase lasted about 18 years longer than hers - so we can both relate to that very weird phenomena. We only met each other maybe a dozen times IRL, but we've always been able to bond with each other. When we were both in college we drifted apart for a while... but now that we both live in the area - she goes to AU for at least the next year - we (hopefully) will hook up more often. I had a fantastic time tonight. She's really, REALLY cool.
ATTN:MADAM,
I am MR BEN NIGIGE Bank Manager of Union
Bank of NIGERIA. I have an urgent and confidential
business proposal for you. I got your information in my
search for a reliable partner who can assist me actualise
this arrangement.
PROPOSAL:
On June 6, 1999, an American oil
merchant/Contractor with the NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM COPORATION, MR
KEN POWER, made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for twelve (12) calendar
Months,valued at US$28,000,000.00 (Twenty-Eight Million United states
Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to
his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a
reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers,THE NIGERIAN
NATIONAL PETROLEUM COPORATION that MR KEN POWER died from an automobile
accident.
On further investigation, I found out that he died
without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his NEXT
OF KIN was friutless. I therefore made further
investigation and discovered that MR KEN POWER did not
declare any KIN OR RELATIONS IN ALL HIS OFFICIAL
DOCUMENTS, INCLUDING HIS BANK DEPOSIT PAPER WORK IN MY BANK.
This sum of US$28,000,000.00 is still sitting in my
Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the
principal sum at the end of each year.
NO PERSON WILLEVER COME FOWARD TO CLAIM IT. According to NIGERIAN LAW,
at the expiration of 6(SIX) YEARS, the money will revert to the
ownership of the NIGERIAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IF NOBODY APPLIES TO CLAIM THE
FUND. Consequently, my proposal is that I WANT YOU TO STAND IN AS THE
NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND DEPOSIT SO THAT THE FUND CAN BE
RELEASED TO YOU FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT. FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, YOU WILL BE
ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED WITH ( 40%) OF THE TOTAL SUM. (55%) WILL BE MY OWN
SHARE WHILE (5%) WILL BE SET ASIDE TO COVER ALL INCIDENTAL EXPENSES
MADE BOTH AT HOME AND ABROAD BEFORE CONCLUTION OF THIS DEAL. THIS
TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE as all the paperworks that will be required to
effect this fund transfer will be obtained from the Federal Ministry /
High Court of Justice by an Attorney hear in Nigeria, and my position as
the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this
arrangement.Moreso, ALL ASPECTS OF THIS TRANSACTION ( FROM HE FIRST TO THE LAST
), WILL BE CONDUCTED LEGALLY in such a manner that it will not
constitute a breach of the law either in your country or in mine.
IF YOU ARE INTRESTED IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS
TRANSACTION, PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL:
benawele@yahoo.ca FOR MORE DETAILS. This has to do with fund transfer
and consiquently requires speed. Upon your response, I SHALL PROVIDE
YOU WITH DETAILS ON HOW WE CAN SUCCESSFULLY ACTUALISE THIS DEAL, I SHALL
ALSO PROVIDE YOU WITH DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS
FUND DEPOSIT THAT WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THIS TRANSACTION BETTER.
Please realise that the confidentiality of this
arrangement must be maintained from now, and even after
the successful complition of this deal. I WILL MEET WITH
YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSMENT AFTER THE FUND HAVE BEEN RELEASED
TO YOU, AND ALSO DISCUSS INVESTMENT POTENTIALS AS I WILL LIKE TO INVEST
IN YOUR COUNTRY WITH YOUR ASSISTANCE.
Awaiting your urgent reply through the above this stated email address:
benngige@yahoo.ca
Regards,
MR BEN NGIGE
Private Email: benngigeesq@yahoo.ca
*snicker* Why does Mr. Ngige... manager of the Union Bank of Nigeria... have an address from Yahoo! Canada? Do people really fall for this? It's ridiculous.
Hmmm. Next week is Baby Emma's first birthday party! SO exciting, especially considering she almost died in utero. She certainly shows no signs of that now. She's very... robust. Some old lady in DC pronounced "JUICY! So JUICY! Look at those JUICY LEGS!" once. :D
I am very sad that I know exactly how to count to 31 on one hand.
A Current Affair (hey! I'm drunk, I'm allowed to watch these things) is having a segment on people who are possessed by demons. Yeah, whatever. Just more evasion of personal responsibility. Oooh, satan made me do it.
ATTN:MADAM,
I am MR BEN NIGIGE Bank Manager of Union
Bank of NIGERIA. I have an urgent and confidential
business proposal for you. I got your information in my
search for a reliable partner who can assist me actualise
this arrangement.
PROPOSAL:
On June 6, 1999, an American oil
merchant/Contractor with the NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM COPORATION, MR
KEN POWER, made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for twelve (12) calendar
Months,valued at US$28,000,000.00 (Twenty-Eight Million United states
Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to
his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a
reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers,THE NIGERIAN
NATIONAL PETROLEUM COPORATION that MR KEN POWER died from an automobile
accident.
On further investigation, I found out that he died
without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his NEXT
OF KIN was friutless. I therefore made further
investigation and discovered that MR KEN POWER did not
declare any KIN OR RELATIONS IN ALL HIS OFFICIAL
DOCUMENTS, INCLUDING HIS BANK DEPOSIT PAPER WORK IN MY BANK.
This sum of US$28,000,000.00 is still sitting in my
Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the
principal sum at the end of each year.
NO PERSON WILLEVER COME FOWARD TO CLAIM IT. According to NIGERIAN LAW,
at the expiration of 6(SIX) YEARS, the money will revert to the
ownership of the NIGERIAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IF NOBODY APPLIES TO CLAIM THE
FUND. Consequently, my proposal is that I WANT YOU TO STAND IN AS THE
NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND DEPOSIT SO THAT THE FUND CAN BE
RELEASED TO YOU FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT. FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, YOU WILL BE
ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED WITH ( 40%) OF THE TOTAL SUM. (55%) WILL BE MY OWN
SHARE WHILE (5%) WILL BE SET ASIDE TO COVER ALL INCIDENTAL EXPENSES
MADE BOTH AT HOME AND ABROAD BEFORE CONCLUTION OF THIS DEAL. THIS
TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE as all the paperworks that will be required to
effect this fund transfer will be obtained from the Federal Ministry /
High Court of Justice by an Attorney hear in Nigeria, and my position as
the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this
arrangement.Moreso, ALL ASPECTS OF THIS TRANSACTION ( FROM HE FIRST TO THE LAST
), WILL BE CONDUCTED LEGALLY in such a manner that it will not
constitute a breach of the law either in your country or in mine.
IF YOU ARE INTRESTED IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS
TRANSACTION, PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL:
benawele@yahoo.ca FOR MORE DETAILS. This has to do with fund transfer
and consiquently requires speed. Upon your response, I SHALL PROVIDE
YOU WITH DETAILS ON HOW WE CAN SUCCESSFULLY ACTUALISE THIS DEAL, I SHALL
ALSO PROVIDE YOU WITH DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS
FUND DEPOSIT THAT WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THIS TRANSACTION BETTER.
Please realise that the confidentiality of this
arrangement must be maintained from now, and even after
the successful complition of this deal. I WILL MEET WITH
YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSMENT AFTER THE FUND HAVE BEEN RELEASED
TO YOU, AND ALSO DISCUSS INVESTMENT POTENTIALS AS I WILL LIKE TO INVEST
IN YOUR COUNTRY WITH YOUR ASSISTANCE.
Awaiting your urgent reply through the above this stated email address:
benngige@yahoo.ca
Regards,
MR BEN NGIGE
Private Email: benngigeesq@yahoo.ca
*snicker* Why does Mr. Ngige... manager of the Union Bank of Nigeria... have an address from Yahoo! Canada? Do people really fall for this? It's ridiculous.
Hmmm. Next week is Baby Emma's first birthday party! SO exciting, especially considering she almost died in utero. She certainly shows no signs of that now. She's very... robust. Some old lady in DC pronounced "JUICY! So JUICY! Look at those JUICY LEGS!" once. :D
I am very sad that I know exactly how to count to 31 on one hand.
A Current Affair (hey! I'm drunk, I'm allowed to watch these things) is having a segment on people who are possessed by demons. Yeah, whatever. Just more evasion of personal responsibility. Oooh, satan made me do it.