Invention Exchange #3
Hey everyone! With the prospect of starvation and all its unpleasantness looming upon the New York horizon, I thought it'd be high time to put some of the stuff I've got lying around to good use. As everyone knows, when you're in an apocalyptic situation, the only kind of food that will survive is cockroaches and twinkies. Given that cockroaches are in even shorter supply, I thought I'd go with trying to replicate Twinkies. That's why I've come up with this handy invention that duplicates ordinary Twinkies! I call it
The Twinkienator
As you can see here, I feed a single Twinkie into the machine, and out comes two new Twinkies! Each one is individually wrapped, too!
Of course what with the laws of matter conservation, the new Twinkies are actually half the size of the original Twinkie. If I were to continue feeding these half-size Twinkies into the machine, they would continue to reduce in size until they were microscopic, but at least you'd have a couple thousand of 'em. Enough for everyone!
What do you think, sirs?
The Twinkienator
As you can see here, I feed a single Twinkie into the machine, and out comes two new Twinkies! Each one is individually wrapped, too!
Of course what with the laws of matter conservation, the new Twinkies are actually half the size of the original Twinkie. If I were to continue feeding these half-size Twinkies into the machine, they would continue to reduce in size until they were microscopic, but at least you'd have a couple thousand of 'em. Enough for everyone!
What do you think, sirs?