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[itsjustafruit]

I have a game for you. You'll like this. Except Phale, but sod that.

Get out there and find a hymnal. Yes a hymnal. Get out there and get one. Now.

Now open it and we'll play the "in bed" game. Pick a title, any title.

Our God Is An Awesome God...

... in bed.

Get it?

Keep going, there's so much to work with:
I Need Thee Every Hour

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[westcoastrc]

I'll bite.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound...in bed.

[itsjustafruit]

In a similar traditional vein, we can move on to Rock of Ages in bed.

[westcoastrc]

We could, yeah.

[itsjustafruit]

What would you suggest? The Lutheran hymnals are a treasure troves.

[westcoastrc]

Never really was a religious man, myself. Don't really know all that many. I know a couple of really important quotes from scripture...and boy did this one turn badly:

"Suffer not a witch to live" ... in bed.

[itsjustafruit]

Traditionally they're dealt with in the town square.

Try the 10 Commandments instead.

[westcoastrc]

No...most of the just sounds like reiterations, man.

"Thou shalt not worship any god before me" in bed.
"Do not worship false idols" in bed.
"Do not swear falsely by the name of God" in bed.
"Don't do anything on Sunday" in bed.
"Honor your father and mother" in bed.
"Do not kill" in bed.
"Do not commit adultery" in bed.
"Do not steal" in bed.
"Don't lie" in bed.
"Don't dream about someone else" in bed.

Hey, that was actually pretty funny.

[itsjustafruit]

See! You can't commit adultery in bed, but the coffee table is fair game.

[westcoastrc]

You're a funny guy.
Name's Ramirez, by the way.

[itsjustafruit]

More people should recognize that.

Crowley. Have a beer on me, Ramirez.

[westcoastrc]

Don't mind if I do.

Heh, trust me, I'm used to the sarcastic humor.

[itsjustafruit]

I have 230 to share if you've gotten through yours already.

[westcoastrc]

230 beers? What, you doin' other peoples' for 'em?

...and I guess I can have a few.

[itsjustafruit]

A few. It's "community service."

Have as many as you want. I've had 451 so far.

[westcoastrc]

Community service?

451?...That's not humanly possible...of course, that just stands to reason, you're not quite human.

[itsjustafruit]

It's Phale's idea of winning a bet. I'm supposed to do good for people. Since there are people who don't want to/can't drink 100 beers, I'm doing them a good turn.

I should go professional on the beer-drinking circuit.