30 pieces of silver ends up as a poor pay day when you think about it but it buys a lot of hemp rope

[itsjustafruit]

Dear Santa,

YOU AREN'T REAL

Love,
Anthony J. Crowley

[ooc: With apologies for the garish code. XD ]

Comments

[ilikestarfish]

[itsjustafruit]

voice; she only saw the big letters :(

[ilikestarfish]

FUUKO ISN'T REAL?!

[itsjustafruit]

Wait, who?

[ilikestarfish]

You should know.

[itsjustafruit]

I don't know about Fuuko, but Santa most assuredly is not real. Fuuko might not be real, either.

[ilikestarfish]

...SANTA ISN'T REAL?

Fuuko is sure Fuuko is real. Fuuko is right here.

[itsjustafruit]

Not even a little bit. Pull on a mall Santa's beard to find out. But pull hard.

Fuuko might be telling a wee fib.

1/2

[ilikestarfish]

Fuuko can't do that. That's rude.

[ilikestarfish]

FUUKO NEVER TELLS FIBS!

[itsjustafruit]

Never ever? Even when your friend's dress is ugly but she likes it?

[ilikestarfish]

Fuuko's friends would never choose ugly dresses.

[itsjustafruit]

Ugly dresses happen to everyone.

Except me.

But they do happen to my flatmate.

[ilikestarfish]

Ugly dresses only happen to weird people.

You wear dresses?

[itsjustafruit]

I'll be sure to let Mr. Phale know you said that.

Certainly not, but if I did, they would come into fashion immediately.

[ilikestarfish]

This Phale-san sounds like a weird person.

What kind of dress would you wear?