lawlz
jeremyisms:
- Sugar? No thanks, I'm sweet enough
- I see your face when I'm dreaming. That's why I wake up screaming
- I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter
- I used to be indecisive but now I'm not sure
- Life is too short, you ought to get one
- HA HA HA I DON'T GET IT
- Where did you come from? And what's the return policy?
- There are good ships, there are bad ships, but the best ships are friendships
- I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas
- Ahh-choo... Sorry, I'm allergic to stupid
- I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started to stare at me
- What are you doing with the other 99% of your brain?
- Even when I'm wrong, I'm still cute
- Yeah, sure, kinda, i guess, sorta, not really... no.
- Oopsy doopsies... wait... isn't that what everyone says?
- What's that dog's name in lady and the tramp?? oh yeah tramp...