[BLOG] I hate Halloween
[LOCKED AGAINST ARTHUR]
These kids never learn. Those things I hang outside my door? THEY ARE CHARMS USED TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS. No, they are not Halloween decorations. NO, DO NOT RING MY DOORBELL. Shit, every time it rings, I swear I scream like a girl and run for cover my heart stops.
JAYSUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST, it just happened again! F-fuck, w-what if it’s her this time?
...Connie, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow, I’d like you to have my supply of Guinness. There’s an almost depleted emergency stash under my bed. I hope that they will be as enjoyable to you as they were to me.
These kids never learn. Those things I hang outside my door? THEY ARE CHARMS USED TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS. No, they are not Halloween decorations. NO, DO NOT RING MY DOORBELL. Shit, every time it rings, I swear I scream like a girl and run for cover my heart stops.
JAYSUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST, it just happened again! F-fuck, w-what if it’s her this time?
...Connie, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow, I’d like you to have my supply of Guinness. There’s an almost depleted emergency stash under my bed. I hope that they will be as enjoyable to you as they were to me.