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[itsfrench_bitch]

Now Wonderlandians, we face a serious threat within our borders.

That's right. Immigrants.

We have a fence, so just how are they getting in? Obviously, this fence needs a little upgrade. A firey moat with fireproof crocodiles and angry, costipated old men manning machine guns on top of guard towers, the whole shebang.

You may be saying, "But Colbert,

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[homicidexbarbie]

Mr. Colbert would you mind answering a few questions for me?

[itsfrench_bitch]

That depends. Who are you, what do you want, and do you have any connections to spambots?

[homicidexbarbie]

Detective Rush, Philadelphia Homicide. I want to ask you some questions about your arrival here.

[itsfrench_bitch]

AHA! A FELLOW AMERICAN! Why didn't you say so?

Ask away. All I can tell you is that I sure as hell did not fly first class here. What kind of service is that? They take me away from a very important meeting in my private home theater and don't even offer me a free salmon dinner!

[homicidexbarbie]

An American. I probably should ask the other people here where they're from.

Away from an important meeting? Do you remember anything about the people who kidnapped you, what they looked like?

(ooc: Strikes are gone.)

[itsfrench_bitch]

Nope, but I have my suspicions... Manilooooow...

So you're a cop, right? Good, now we can get back on track to re-instating this place with a Republic. And since our Greatest President isn't here, I'll most likely have to take the responsiblity as our noble leader.

[homicidexbarbie]

Who is this Manilow?

Yes I am. How long have you been here Mr. Colbert?

Bush? I doubt that.

*strikes gone*

[itsfrench_bitch]

Barry Manilow. You know, the Copacabana. That guy's had it out for me ever since he realized I was ten times more talented and handsome than he, even though Hollywood seems to disagree. Those left wing devil worshippers...

I don't keep a clock, but I'd say abooooooout a month. Or maybe I'm in the Matrix and I've really just woken up. Who knows.