Illusion

[itsasecretx3]

Title: Illusion
Paring: JongKey
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: top!key slut!jonghyun and non-descriptive rimming.

A/N: Finally, the request fic for epikey which would have be posted three hours ago had i NOT accidentally deleted it and had i NOT had to rewrite it. Honestly, I think how it was before was better AND how it is now is better. Both times I wrote it had

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[epikey]

Hey! I'm Mr. Dimple! /insert intro music for mr. simple/
I came back to comment after wearing out acid wash jeans uh huh
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IS IS STILL INCOHERENT SINCE, well, it's my request, AND I GET TOPKEY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Enough.
Frankly Bling's tongue is illegal. End of story. And Kibum's eyebrows too, during the replay era. /whenwillyouacceptrequestsagain-puppyeyes-/

[itsasecretx3]

kekekeke you're cute~

bahahahaha are you sure you trust me to do requests again? i mean, i only took like a month to get you your fic ^^;

*sobbing buckets and apologizing deeply*

[epikey]

QURL YOU TRIPPIN. you took less than two weeks, where did the months come from???!

But seriously, do tell me when you're taking requests again. And your tumblr URL /insert eerie stalker laughter/

[itsasecretx3]

Hahahaha okay it felt really long anyways >__<

I have dos tumblrs, one is brand new and one has been going for like 2 months but isn't really a personal one. Which one you want bb? ^_~

[epikey]

Can I have both /insert bling's puppy eyes/ (oh gosh I think bling's eyes are so freaking gorgeous in Japanese magazine shoots )

And lol I have like five tumblrs. Of which one is private

Looking forward to your chanteuse fics please let there be minkey and jongkey please please please I said nothing

[itsasecretx3]

^O^ wae you so cute
my first one the url is fyeahsexykpopbacks but my LJ is secret on that account, loool
my private one is jumbled and messed up right now T_T so i shall fix it and then send it in your direction~ i got lazy on it hahahaha.

hehe there is always minkey and jongkey i may or may not have just hinted about the one im working on

[epikey]

I followed you because I stalk fo eh living I see mino long legs

[itsasecretx3]

^o^ I love his legs. So long and pretty