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Title: Merlinwood
Author: mad_jaks
Characters: Well it's either Team Torchwood, or the author...
Genre: drabble, crack!
Rating: G
Prompt: tw100: Mythical entities: Miniature Version
Summary: Getting nowhere, fast
Author's Note: It's a fairly loose interpretation of the prompt. Reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the end courtesy of Stargate!
Disclaimer: Not mine - making no money
Merlinwood
You want to what?
I want to write King Arthur fic, only all the characters are going to be Torchwood.
That doesn't leave you with many knights.
UNIT can be the knights - Jack can second them!
You just want to write Jack as Arthur with Ianto as his Merlin...
Well he is a wizard with coffee. Everyone says so - even nonJ/I-ers.
You're being too literal - metaphorical? - uh, something. Owen should be Merlin-
I need Owen to be Lancelot.
Lancelot? Oh, because Gwen - Guenivere?
Obviously.
And Tosh?
Tosh can be Gawain.
As long as she doesn't have to say “Ni”!
Author: mad_jaks
Characters: Well it's either Team Torchwood, or the author...
Genre: drabble, crack!
Rating: G
Prompt: tw100: Mythical entities: Miniature Version
Summary: Getting nowhere, fast
Author's Note: It's a fairly loose interpretation of the prompt. Reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the end courtesy of Stargate!
Disclaimer: Not mine - making no money
Merlinwood
You want to what?
I want to write King Arthur fic, only all the characters are going to be Torchwood.
That doesn't leave you with many knights.
UNIT can be the knights - Jack can second them!
You just want to write Jack as Arthur with Ianto as his Merlin...
Well he is a wizard with coffee. Everyone says so - even nonJ/I-ers.
You're being too literal - metaphorical? - uh, something. Owen should be Merlin-
I need Owen to be Lancelot.
Lancelot? Oh, because Gwen - Guenivere?
Obviously.
And Tosh?
Tosh can be Gawain.
As long as she doesn't have to say “Ni”!