A chain letter from Grandma
From carolgoverman@comcast.net
Sent Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:24 pm
To mjrosen@brandeis.edu (Molly Rosen) , carolilr@usc.edu (caroline rosen)
Subject FW: Quick Responses
Hi girls-here's some retorts I wish I had thought of when I was dating!!!
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From: phyllisvit@comcast.net
To: JoanD77@aol.com (Joan Capobianco)
Subject: FW: Quick Responses
Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 23:18:23 +0000
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From: "Taylor, Beverly A"
Subject: Quick Responses
Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 15:07:21 +0000
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. Yo u go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: & nbsp; I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put “u” and “i” together
Woman: Really, I'd put “f” and “u” together
Andy Capp said to a young lass: "Where you been all my life?"
"Half of it I wasn't even born"
Sent Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:24 pm
To mjrosen@brandeis.edu (Molly Rosen) , carolilr@usc.edu (caroline rosen)
Subject FW: Quick Responses
Hi girls-here's some retorts I wish I had thought of when I was dating!!!
-------------- Forwarded Message: --------------
From: phyllisvit@comcast.net
To: JoanD77@aol.com (Joan Capobianco)
Subject: FW: Quick Responses
Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 23:18:23 +0000
-------------- Forwarded Message: --------------
From: "Taylor, Beverly A"
Subject: Quick Responses
Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 15:07:21 +0000
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. Yo u go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: & nbsp; I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put “u” and “i” together
Woman: Really, I'd put “f” and “u” together
Andy Capp said to a young lass: "Where you been all my life?"
"Half of it I wasn't even born"