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So, let's take a look at Eric Matthews. He started out as Cory's asshole, lady-killer older brother. And then he was Cory's ridiculously dumb older brother. And then somewhere along the line he became bat shit crazy. Let's take a look at the things Eric Matthews has done.
-Gotten a high school job as a TV weatherman (I'm watching that right now)
-Fallen for the wiles of a southern belle named Desiree, whose presence is inexplicable in Pittsburgh
-Gotten in an intense fight with Cory over cleaning out the garage
-Unveiled his haircut by tricking everyone with a wig
-Set the house on fire while celebrating being Cory's best man
- Hijacked a wedding for Cory and Topanga
-Followed Cory and Topanga on their honeymoon, secretly carving coconuts to look like the people in Cory's life
- Suddenly became a great actor and almost scored a role on Bizarro Boy Meets World
- Almost became a cop
- Hid in couch cushions and stuff to harass Topanga
- In the future, marries a moose and changes his name to Plays With Squirrels
YOU SEE? YOU SEE THE COMPLEXETIES??
I wish other people were awake.
-Gotten a high school job as a TV weatherman (I'm watching that right now)
-Fallen for the wiles of a southern belle named Desiree, whose presence is inexplicable in Pittsburgh
-Gotten in an intense fight with Cory over cleaning out the garage
-Unveiled his haircut by tricking everyone with a wig
-Set the house on fire while celebrating being Cory's best man
- Hijacked a wedding for Cory and Topanga
-Followed Cory and Topanga on their honeymoon, secretly carving coconuts to look like the people in Cory's life
- Suddenly became a great actor and almost scored a role on Bizarro Boy Meets World
- Almost became a cop
- Hid in couch cushions and stuff to harass Topanga
- In the future, marries a moose and changes his name to Plays With Squirrels
YOU SEE? YOU SEE THE COMPLEXETIES??
I wish other people were awake.