List of characters inexplicably featured in Disaster Movie

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Giselle from Enchanted, Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson, Hannah Montana, Javier Bardem, Batman, Beowulf, Indiana Jones, Hellboy, Dr. Phil, The Love Guru, Carrie from Sex in the City (in drag), Samantha from Sex and the City, Flava-Flav, McLovin, Juno and Paulie Bleeker, Hancock, Justin Timberlake, Iron Man, The Hulk, Michael Jackson, Speed Racer

NONE OF THESE ARE FROM DISASTER MOVIES. Unless you count The Love Guru.