A Poor-man's security system...
How to install a poor-man's security system:
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more bullets - back in an hour. Leave the Pitbulls alone, they're pissed since they've just been castrated."
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more bullets - back in an hour. Leave the Pitbulls alone, they're pissed since they've just been castrated."