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Character:
Mimi TachikawaSeries:
Digimon Adventure (Series 1)
Character Age: 10
Canon: When seven Japanese kids signed up for summer camp, they had no idea they were going to be sent to another world. Hmmm, sound familiar? In this new world, these seven children are the only humans and they are partnered with creatures called Digimon. In true children's show fashion, these kids are the chosen ones who were sent to the digital world in order to save it. Along the way they learn important things like bravery, friendship, and love while kicking a lot of evil digimon butt!
Not all of the kids are suited for adventure though. Mimi is the spoiled kid of the group. She's a girly girl, and she likes to think of herself as a princess. She spends a lot of the time squealing and running away. Well, not that you can really blame her; she does have it pretty rough. For some reason, it's a running joke that gross poop throwing (yes, poop throwing) Digimon always seem to develop crushes on Mimi and chase her around for half an episode. Then again, another reason they chase her around is because she can be pretty harsh and blunt when she's really pushed to the ends of her dignity. Still, that's all part of Mimi's charm: she might whine, judge by appearances and seem incredibly immature and self-absorbed, but as the Chosen Child of Purity (TM), she's a good person who gradually learns to be more considerate of other people and fight for her friends.
Sample Post:
No waaaay. Why does stuff like this keep happening to me? I've had enough of strange summer camps. I can't take this anymore! You, stop chasing me already. What's your problem anyway? I already said I'm not going to date you even if you were the last zombie on earth. And I don't want your heart either. It's gross! ...Aah, stop being so angry with me! It's not my fault you can't take rejection!
...I think I lost him. What's with this place anyway? I thought America was full of shopping centers and movie stars! But there's nothing but swamps. Aaaaah, I've had enough. I never asked for any of this. I just want to be able to sleep in a bed! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? ...I'm tired, and I'm thirsty. ...Hm? What are toucans doing all the way out here. Are you lost? W-What are you doing? You almost hit me! This is my favourite hat; I won't have you pooping on it. That is not your cue to try do it more! Grrrr, you think it's funny to laugh at a young girl's troubles? You're all a bunch of jerks!
I'm exhausted. I can't keep running. What am I going to do when it gets dark? I hate camping outside. Oh, as if I didn't have enough troubles, not you again. I said I won't give you a kiss and that's that! ...What, really? There are other people here and you want to show me? ...Oh! There are buildings here, so there must be people too! This is starting to look like a real camp after all. I'm sorry for doubting you. You know, you're not such a bad zombie after all. I still wouldn't date you in a million years, but maybe there's a nice girl zombie just for you.
To show my appreciation, I'll give you a complete make-over so you'll stop looking like a total creep. You need some colour in your wardrobe; right now you just look kind of dead and drab. Look at me! I'm wearing pink. Pink is bright and cheerful. Real men wear pink. Look at those gorillas. They have the right idea! Purple's great too, it's very in right now, don't you know. Oh, and what you did earlier - offering your heart. It's sweet, but when you think about it, it's too messy. Your blood would drip all over her nice clothes. You do have the right idea though. A girl likes to be pampered. You should treat her like a princess! Instead of yucky body parts, offer her chocolate or flowers!
Okay! There's another zombie! Get ready. Here I've picked you some dandelions. Take them! Aahhh did our hands really have to touch? So gross. What's with that posture? Stand up straight. ...I guess you can't really do that. W-well try to look confident anyway. It'll help if you pick up your jaw. Just keep it shut if all you're going to say is "braaaaaains". Okay... now make your move!
...I SAID NOT ME!