016. [video of underwater hot girl]

[itsahotone]

[Santana's swimming her way down a hall. She usually hates the events, or pretends they never even happen, but she clearly doesn't seem to mind this one.

She's a mermaid right now, for one thing. That's way better than being a fish or a whale or whatever the hell else other people are, because she's still her super hot self. (In a bikini top!

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[voice]

[mydadsadentist]

[Don't think she's going to do a video post right in frickin' Santana's post. Not in her current condition.]

Oh, of course you're having fun with this.

[itsahotone]

Uh, I'm hot. Of course it's fun. But I guess it makes sense that you wouldn't be enjoying it, then.

[mydadsadentist]

Oh HELL no! You know what? You better be happy that I have better things to do or I would whoop your ass up and down this mansion for saying that!

[And by better things, she means figuring out how to swim.]

[itsahotone]

[Guess who doesn't look at all frightened or impressed.]

Saying what? [Innocent smiiiile.]

[mydadsadentist]

[On the one hand, if she hangs up right now, like she probably should, she loses this argument and that's another win for Santana.

On the other hand, she's not in any sort of condition to back up her talk right now.

So give her a minute while she contemplates this. Not that you can tell, since it's a voice post, but she's glaring holes into the damn communicator right now, like somehow Santana's going to feel that bad mojo and be scared.]

[itsahotone]

[Yeah, Santana's not scared. In fact, she's busy humming and swimming. And yes, looking hot. Mercedes's silence just makes her happier.]

[mydadsadentist]

[Fine then. Be that way. She wasn't kidding when she said she had better things to do.

It takes awhile because ffffff fucking fins, but eventually you hear the click from her hanging up.]

[itsahotone]

[Noooo problem, because she's busy snickering to herself. That was a fun conversation.]