037. [voice]

Nov 03, 2011 04:07

[Guess who's desperate to pretend nothing happened!]

...So look, I know we're all having super tender moments of forgiveness and self-pity around here, probably set to the score from Full House, but I'm kinda past my allowed limit of emo.

[She says this as if she hasn't spent the time after the event ended throwing up over the knowledge that she ( Read more... )

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 03:23:43 UTC
[Look who's jumping on the pretending bandwagon? He's decided it's totally a healthy avenue to take.

But he sounds tentative, as if unsure whether talking to her now is a good idea.]

What the hell's Rachel been up to? It's about time we had another glee club meeting.

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 03:37:37 UTC
[Yay, pretending!]

Right? You'd think she'd be all over having a meeting like, twice daily.

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 04:11:10 UTC
Yeah. It kinda sucks, 'cause like...

Glee club's a good distraction.

[Pause.]

Not as good as making out or something, but you know what I mean.

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 04:34:56 UTC
Yeah, pretty much. But you know if we don't set something up or whatever, once Berry shows her beak again, she'll go on and on about how much of a leader she is and how we can't do anything for ourselves.

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 04:38:51 UTC
Wait, so you think we should actually set up a meeting?

You know that might backfire, and she'll start whining about how we took over without telling her first. But whatever, I'm up for it if you are.

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 05:01:33 UTC
So what? It's easier to tune her whining out than when she's self-loving herself with her voice. Let's do it.

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 05:05:50 UTC
Ha. Good point.

Okay, so when and where?

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 05:15:22 UTC
Same place as always, I guess. The music room.

I dunno when. But here's my idea: most of the guys in this place are totally gay, so you should just go on the network with your shirt off and entice some new people to join up. Brilliant, right?

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 05:22:11 UTC
Sure.

And uh, yeah. Totally brilliant. We'll get everyone in the mansion to join up.

As if. No one's gonna join just 'cause they got a good look at me.

[No, he's not mentally logging this idea down so he can do it later.]

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 05:30:28 UTC
What's with this new modest side?

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 05:33:04 UTC
Hell, I'm not being modest. That's for losers.

Fine, I'll go shirtless and get people to join.

[Yup, totally rolling his eyes now. This'll be a piece of cake.]

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 06:31:07 UTC
Awesome. This will be fun to see, then.

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 20:46:16 UTC
Hang on. You're gonna have to do something too. There's no way I'm doing all the work.

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 20:58:55 UTC
Ugh, fine. And what is it you think I should be doing, then?

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Audio epiccombo November 4 2011, 21:17:55 UTC
I dunno, do a sexy dance? Shake your boobs?

[This is why no one should ever ask Puck for ideas.]

In case me going shirtless doesn't work, we'll need a backup plan.

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Audio itsahotone November 4 2011, 21:33:11 UTC
Seriously? You're suggesting I get on the network and shake my boobs.

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