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[itsahotone]

[Santana does not look happy. Mostly that is because she is dressed in a freakin hospital gown. Is she in the hospital? No. No she is not.

Except for how everything suddenly looks pretty hospital-like.]

Who did this, and where are all of my clothes?!

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[thisisherson]

[Kurt is equally unhappy. He's in pajamas at least, but he's still completely miserable-looking.]

I don't know, but I want my clothes back immediately. I can't live under these conditions! These aren't even good pajamas!

[itsahotone]

[Santana is contemplating stealing your pajamas, Kurt. At least they close in the back.]

You too, huh? So unfair... If it only happened to you, it'd be so much fun!

[thisisherson]

[Bitch, stay away from Kurt's pajamas. It took him like forever to find them.]

If it had only happened to me, I could probably borrow clothing from someone else. I have to agree though. This is incredibly unfair.

[itsahotone]

[Then he better help her find some! OR ELSE.]

Like you'd be happy with borrowed clothing?

[thisisherson]

[OR ELSE WHAT.]

...And point goes to Santana. [Sigh.]

Still, if it was that or a hospital gown...Ugh, they're both completely unappealing choices. I don't know if I could handle it.

[itsahotone]

[Do you really want to know? REALLY?]

You're not even in a hospital gown! What the hell, Hummel? Who did you have to blow to get actual pajamas?

[thisisherson]

[...........I-Idk if I do, actually. BUT HE SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE.]

No, I didn't have to do anything of the sort. I found them, after a long and desperate search.

[itsahotone]

Ugh, well come help me, then. Maybe closets like you.

[Her kindness melts you, doesn't it?]

[thisisherson]

[Hahaha. Hilarious, Santana.]

I'd tell you to find your own pajamas, but no one deserves to be subjected to a hospital gown unless they're actually ill in some way. So, out of the goodness of my heart, I'll help you.

[itsahotone]

You're totally a good person, Kurt. Where would I be without you?

[She manages to make that sound mostly sincere!]

[thisisherson]

Stuck in a drab hospital robe forever, obviously.

[itsahotone]

[shudder at the very thought. Wearing the same thing every day in a row? Who would--oh wait.]

Great! Now hurry up. I just checked my closet again, and it gave me a hospital gown with pink bunnies all over it.

[thisisherson]

Ew. I don't think you, or anyone above the age of five, could rock that.

I'll be there in a minute. I'm dropping something off on the way.

[itsahotone]

[waits. AND WAITS. and seriously hurry up.]

This is so stupid.

[thisisherson]

[HE'LL SHOW UP EVENTUALLY. It took a while to deliberately find PJs that didn't fit Finn. 8|]

Sorry - I didn't think that would take so long. [But whatever, he feels so justified that he's not scared of Santana's wrath.]

[itsahotone]

God, what did you do, stop on the way for some super tasty hospital food?

[She jumps up and grabs his arm, pulling him to the closet. Insert 'your old friend the closet' joke here.]

Okay, come on.