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032. [action or video if you want it]

Jul 20, 2011 17:53

[Santana's at the pool. She is at the pool because she actually felt like swimming instead of just lying around in the sun and getting brown. In fact, she didn't feel like being in the sun at all; it was too hot outside and the pool indoors was nice and cool and didn't have bugs ( Read more... )

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Action! thisisherson July 22 2011, 05:53:56 UTC

[Kurt can't help but be drawn into the pool area by said summery poppy music as he passes by. Despite his love for all things Broadway, he can never seems to resist Top 40.

Anyway, he enters, and promptly sees Santana. He then makes some vaguely mortified squeak of surprise, turns red, and then turns around like he's going to run the hell away from the embarrassment.]

Action! itsahotone July 22 2011, 06:04:18 UTC

[Oh for god's sake.]

Are you kidding right now? [Squeeeezing water out of her hair, la la. While looking at him with JUDGMENT.]

Action! thisisherson July 22 2011, 07:09:27 UTC

[Don't judge him; he's just an innocent baby penguin. He tries to regain a little bit of his dignity though, and turns back around.]

W-Well, excuse me. I just hadn't realized I was intruding. ...You startled me.

[It's such an awful lie, but he really doesn't have anything more honest that doesn't sound like "OH MY GOD BOOBS AND SKIN, RUNNING AWAY FOREVER".]

Action! itsahotone July 22 2011, 07:20:06 UTC

Uh-huh. I'm sure it had nothing to do with what I'm wearing. You've been around girls in bathing suits before, haven't you?

Action! thisisherson July 24 2011, 03:33:30 UTC

I've seen girls in bathing suits before, yes.

[You know, on TV and in magazines. It's never done anything for him, and it still isn't doing anything for him, but it's really awkward to see someone you run into almost daily in next to nothing. It's like walking in on her in her underwear, and that's just a really uncomfortable situation.]

Action! itsahotone July 24 2011, 03:41:37 UTC

Then get over it and sit down. [She points at another chair. She sounds like she will hear no arguments about it, so SIT.]

Action! thisisherson July 24 2011, 04:34:47 UTC

[Without much protest (since he's not really sure how else to handle the situation), he obediently goes over and sits down.]

...

...Hi.

Action! itsahotone July 24 2011, 04:44:38 UTC

[She rolls her eyes, then tosses him a magazine.]

Yeah, hi. Forget about my boobs and my lack-of-dick and just enjoy the music or whatever.

Action! thisisherson July 24 2011, 05:12:29 UTC

[He catches it with only a little bit of flailing, and opens it up.]

Hm. You do have surprisingly good taste in music.

[Okay, so not really surprisingly, but he has to be a little bit judge-y.]

Action! itsahotone July 24 2011, 05:15:29 UTC

Don't get too excited, Judy. This is just my summery playlist. [She shrugs.] Seemed right for my whole swimming thing.

[She flips a couple pages, then thinks of something!]

Soooo, Kurt. Did I ever tell you about the last time your mirror self was over here?

Action! thisisherson July 24 2011, 05:23:59 UTC

[SHUTS THE MAGAZINE. You now have his full and undivided attention. SPILL.]

No, you didn't. What happened?

Action! itsahotone July 24 2011, 05:27:26 UTC

Well. For starters, it turns out he wasn't exactly shy in telling people that he was dating someone with my name.

Action! thisisherson July 24 2011, 06:07:21 UTC

Because that isn't at all suspicious! It's like he doesn't even try to pretend to be anything like me!

[Pause.]

...Though, I guess it's good news for your Mirror. She wasn't exactly thrilled about the prospect of swapping her boyfriend for me permanently.

Action! itsahotone July 24 2011, 06:10:15 UTC

He thought he was the "forever real" one or whatever. [She shrugs. SHE WASN'T UPSET AT THAT IDEA AT ALL, SHUT UP.]

Anyway, he also admitted to stealing my bracelet.

Action! thisisherson July 24 2011, 06:26:59 UTC

Well, he thought wrong, obviously.

He really stole your bracelet though? ...Huh. You know, given how he likes to parade his masculinity, I never thought he would be the kind of gay that enjoys wearing women's jewelry.

Action! itsahotone July 24 2011, 06:36:37 UTC

[...As hilarious as that image is, she's still annoyed over her bracelet being taken, so she just stares.]

Uh, no, genius. He apparently took it so my wimp of a mirror would have something to give the freakin' queen.

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