032. [action or video if you want it]

[itsahotone]

[Santana's at the pool. She is at the pool because she actually felt like swimming instead of just lying around in the sun and getting brown. In fact, she didn't feel like being in the sun at all; it was too hot outside and the pool indoors was nice and cool and didn't have bugs

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[angel_junk]

[ The narration questions Santana's decision. Just look, this pool is completely unsanitary! There's a giant, muddy log floating right in the middle of i--

Oh, wait.

Never mind. ]

[itsahotone]

[AAAHHHH WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, AMY??

...I mean. Santana hasn't noticed anything weird yet, THANK GOD. Hopefully Amy likes the pleasant sounds of Lady Gaga, though.]

[angel_junk]

[ BECAUSE SHE ENJOYS SANTANA'S COMPANY, OF COURSE!

And the music. It's beautiful - barrel-roll-in-water-beautiful, in fact.

But please, don't let her gymnastics disturb you. ]

[itsahotone]

[They don't! At first. Then she notices movement in the water. How odd; she didn't see anyone come in, and she definitely didn't notice anyone around when she was in the pool... Let's peer a little closer, shall we?]

Wha--Jesus fucking--!

[She automatically leaps back, which almost causes her to slip on the ground, so thanks for that.]

[angel_junk]

[ Oh hey, attention!

Amy swims over and rests her snout on the edge of the pool, greeting Santana with a wet exhale.

This is an invitation to join her, the water is lovely! ]

[itsahotone]

[And who wouldn't want to swim with their new BFF the crocodile?]

...Why are you always around? Were you in there when I was?!

[angel_junk]

[ Because she still enjoys Santana's company!

Amy nods enthusiastically and glides back into the water. ]

[itsahotone]

[Oh god she could have been eaten at any time!!!!

...Of course, she wasn't. That is suspicious even though Bhamba said the crocodile didn't usually attack people shut up. Hmm.

Santana's just...going to go back to her seat. The first second it seems like Amy is going to try anything, she's running in terror.

Sob.]

[angel_junk]

[ Amy would never try anything.

Well. Other than to impress Santana with a few jumping tricks maybe. ]

[itsahotone]

[...That would be impressive if it weren't so terrifying. She just knows Amy's waiting for the perfect time to kill and devour her, dammit. Clearly Those jumps are a warning.

Maybe Santana should start sneaking away...]

[angel_junk]

[ Does she get a treat now? Or applause?

Better check the edge of the pool yet to make sure.

Hello there~ ♥ ]

[itsahotone]

[There was going to be a nice gif for you to look at, of Santana clapping a little in sort of sarcastic relief and terror, but it proved impossible to find. Just look at the icon version and imagine the rest for yourself, because that's what she does when she notices Amy staring at her again.

Dammit.]

Uh. Yaaay... impressive!

[angel_junk]

[ Amy is so, so, so happy about that reaction. She feels loved and appreciated and just can't contain her joy. ]

[itsahotone]

[Oh good god what is that sound?!]

...Oh my god is that like a warning signal? [She's soooo gathering up her stuff now.]

[angel_junk]

[ Amy is deeply embarrassed by the misunderstanding. Mortified she would widen her eyes... if only that was a thing she could do properly.

As it is she will merely have to sink back into the pool, hiding deep down in the deepest parts of it to calm down and process her failure in communication. ]