Feb 12, 2009 12:13
To Whom it May Concern: (yes, I'm looking at you Malone.)
I'm aware that February 14th is a special day not just for couples all over the world, but in the sense that it is also the day of my birth. I understand that as my friends, you may want to do things like maybe throw me a party or get me lavish and expensive gifts. However, I really, really, really wish that you wouldn't.
Miranda and I are going to have breakfast together (JUST US) to celebrate, and that will be the end of it. If I hear even the slightest whisper of the words "party," "surprise," or anything else that may connotate a celebration larger than that small breakfast, there will be blood.
You have been warned.
Much obliged,
The Birthday Girl
[comm] just_sayit,
[verse - sunny] livin' on a prayer,
[about] that wretched day of days