Apr 28, 2008 01:38
I haven't posted in a million years! So here goes a game thinger.
Guess the Movies
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions
1. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig" - Jason
2. Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? - Jason
3. Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
4. It would be nice to have that kind of job security. - Jason
5. I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.
6. Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? - Jason
7. Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
8. What do you know about pain? hmm? You little snail darter from the pacific northwest. What the fuck you know about pain?
9. A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
10. The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little fuckin' thing. If a guy fuckin' slipped on a fuckin' banana peel, they blamed me.
11. See, to me, England was nothing more then a big fucking American state like North Dakota or Canada.
12. What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!" I thought he was gonna shit!
13. What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN? - Jason
14. The good news is, my dick is now a popsicle!
15. You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. - Erin