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Third: Awkward question is go [backdated just before Christmas/screened from Blaze/easily hackable]

Jan 15, 2009 00:57

[Voice post, and it's very easy to hear that he has no clue where he's going with this. He's also being pretty quiet - he obviously doesn't want a certain someone to overhear this]

Um...Sonic told me about Christmas and...what you're supposed to do, and...uh...

I've never done this before.

[he's trying to gather his wits, brb]I have a friend I ( Read more... )

awkward is his middle name, what's new pussycat, too many questions

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futurethug January 16 2009, 01:40:07 UTC

Oh, I already asked this one! People said you should do something you both like! But if that doesn't work, you're supposed to take her to dinner and a movie.

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 16 2009, 23:32:50 UTC

[...what]

I'm supposed to what?

futurethug January 16 2009, 23:41:53 UTC

Have dinner with her!

You know, sit down, at the same table and put food in your mouth and chew and then swallow, and then have something to drink, and swallow again. Then you repeat the process until the food and drink are all gone, and maybe have a chat.

It's not that hard Clueless-san.

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 16 2009, 23:58:09 UTC

No, I know what dinner is! I just don't know what that has to do with Christmas.

Re: Voice Post futurethug January 17 2009, 00:00:17 UTC

People eat on Christmas!

Oh, also, get her candy. Ladies love candy.

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 17 2009, 00:05:23 UTC

Don't they eat every other day, too?

Why candy?

Re: Voice Post futurethug January 17 2009, 00:09:29 UTC

Well yeah, but you eat special stuff at Christmas!

Because it's awesome, and tastes great! Glasses-san also said something about chocolate being good for putting up with stupid men, so you might want some of that.

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 17 2009, 00:17:34 UTC

Like what?

Um...okay... [and now he gets it] Wh- hey! Give me a break! I've never done this before.

futurethug January 17 2009, 00:27:37 UTC

Hmmm...try cooking it up a really big meal, and lighting it up with candles...OH OR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! And make sure you put mistletoe over the doors, and get her something pretty and wrap it in shiny paper.

Well anyway, chocolate is something every woman loves. Trust me, I know these things.

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 17 2009, 00:57:10 UTC

[He was with you until "mistletoe." He knows what that's for thanks to Namine, aaaaaand you've just blown his brain, thanks]

Wh- Mistletoe?! We aren't- you don't- we're not-

...mistletoe?

Re: Voice Post futurethug January 17 2009, 01:01:16 UTC

But it's part of the holiday spirit Clueless-san!

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 17 2009, 01:14:47 UTC

But- I'm- it's- we're not like that!

futurethug January 17 2009, 01:15:16 UTC

Like what?

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 17 2009, 01:33:03 UTC

Like- like-

[he's taking on a desperate, somewhat whiny tone here -c'mon, you don't ask a fourteen year old guy these things]

You know!

futurethug January 17 2009, 01:36:05 UTC

No...no I don't.

That's why I asked Clueless-san.

Voice Post its_up_to_me January 17 2009, 02:18:38 UTC

...nevermind.

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