"Ass-Syd"

[its_tushie]

I had a dream last night that I wanted to do acid in Mexico with someone, and the only way to do that was to become an acid smuggler for this dealer. In the dream, I'm driving through border patrol, nervous as fuck, looking around and sweating. So the officer here gives me one of those "eyes-peering-over-sunglasses-meaning-you-look-suspicious" looks, and I blurt out, "Officer, I don't have ANYTHING in the car, not even beer!". So he tells me to step out of the vehicle. Obviously.

I woke up then. I never have nightmares!

Note to self: Do not drink tequila. You will have nightmares about Mexico. Apparently.