Potions

[its_the_voice]

No. No. No. I am not this Snape fellow and this is not my classroom. I don't care what sort of compulsion there is to--

Fine.

Fine.

Potions. Today, children, we will be working on an exceptional potion. Top marks to anyone who successfully creates non-alcoholic tequila that keeps that tequila kick.

Comments

[anti_asymmetry]

Doesn't sound like a particularly useful potion.

[its_the_voice]

As soon as you're the professor, you may have your students make something more useful.

Until then, get that alembic and get cracking.

[anti_asymmetry]

With all due respect, I decline.

[its_the_voice]

That will be points from your house.

You may leave until you discover some respect.

[anti_asymmetry]

Wanker.

Of course, professor.