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[its_the_voice]

Tequila might have been nice, but I'm hardly going to go around licking myself all day.

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[comesinsixpacks]

If you're going around today licking yourself?

You're doing it wrong.

[its_the_voice]

I won't be licking meat puppets for ice cream flavor.

[comesinsixpacks]

No one said anything about puppets. I'm talking about people, man. Make a party of it! Blindfold yourself and play 'Who am I licking now?'

[its_the_voice]

Right. Here's to finding you in a cactus shop.

[comesinsixpacks]

I don't think I follow.

[its_the_voice]

Of course not.

[comesinsixpacks]

Why would I be after cactus?

[its_the_voice]

You need someone holding your hand when you zip, too, don't you?

[comesinsixpacks]

I've got three hands, baby. I don't need more unless they're from someone naked.

[its_the_voice]

Two heads, no brain. And lo, there was a miracle!

[comesinsixpacks]

That's right. I am a miracle. I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[its_the_voice]

You keep saying that. Get it tattooed on your third arm as a reminder instead.

[comesinsixpacks]

Who needs it tattooed? The whole universe knows who I am.

Monkey-men not included.

[its_the_voice]

You're a walking talking cautionary tale.

[comesinsixpacks]

Be careful, if you're this amazingly amazing, people will get really jealous?

[its_the_voice]

"Mind the gap."