Demagoguery: n. impassioned appeals to the prejudices and emotions of the populace

[its_the_voice]

Missiles? Missiles?

I don't think so.

[ooc: In Metatron's immediate vicinity, which at this time will be in Xanadu, any missiles that come his way will result in a rain of fish instead. It's as close to canon as I can get with the baseball bat/fish incident.]

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[comesinsixpacks]

...Deja vu.

[its_the_voice]

... With two heads, I'd suppose many things would be deja vu for you.

[comesinsixpacks]

Don't suppose you could do a whale, eh?

[its_the_voice]

Walking exception to the 'two heads are better than one' rule, eh?

A whale at that speed would still be a missile.

[comesinsixpacks]

Bowl of petunias?

[its_the_voice]

I suppose, but fish are more useful.

[comesinsixpacks]

That they are.

Who are you, froody fish person?

[its_the_voice]

I am the Metatron.

Having a look at you, I'll have to add, an angel.

[comesinsixpacks]

Very nice. You got a sister?

[its_the_voice]

You would be disappointed. Take my word.

[comesinsixpacks]

Yeah, but she wouldn't.

[its_the_voice]

You're as human as any of them.

[comesinsixpacks]

Hey, you take that back.

[its_the_voice]

Or you'll do what? Throw your sunglasses at me?

[comesinsixpacks]

I'll pout at you. You don't want Zaphod Beeblebrox to pout. The entire world stops to go 'Awwwwww'.

[its_the_voice]

I used up my quota of pouting "awww" several millennia ago.