Demagoguery: n. impassioned appeals to the prejudices and emotions of the populace

[its_the_voice]

Missiles? Missiles?

I don't think so.

[ooc: In Metatron's immediate vicinity, which at this time will be in Xanadu, any missiles that come his way will result in a rain of fish instead. It's as close to canon as I can get with the baseball bat/fish incident.]

Comments

[one_of_heaven]

...there is nothing kinder to aesthetic purposes in which you could transform them? Nothing?!

[its_the_voice]

Do it yourself if you want a rain of flowers.

[one_of_heaven]

It is hardly power if you cannot customize.

[its_the_voice]

I chose fish. They're useful as fertilizer, as food for the animals, as reminders of miracles.

If you're so into power, Mr. Stars and Garters, clean them up.

[one_of_heaven]

Fish smell.

I've no hold over matters organic.

[its_the_voice]

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

[one_of_heaven]

Sounds like your doing to me.

[its_the_voice]

What's really got your knickers in a twist there? Really, a thong can't help anyone's disposition.

[one_of_heaven]

Oughtn't they who speak in God's name show more propriety?

[its_the_voice]

You don't get the burning bush.