So, I have birthday QMi ficlets for
yixing. And a fill from
request post for
sweetshisus!!!
Title: Gnome Friend
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Summary: Kyuhyun is a gnome. Slight crack fic.
A/N: So, Mary, I tried to write gnome fic for you, idk if it's anything like you wanted... hehehe. But then I also wrote real fluff for you~. Enjoy and sorry it's so much later than your real birthday.
One day Zhou Mi is walking home when he almost trips over something. He turns and notices a small garden gnome lying innocently on the sidewalk. Curious, he picks it up, inspects it. It's rather dirty and it has a small crack on it's backside. Zhou Mi looks around but he's not really around any houses, so he figures it's okay for him to take the gnome home.
Once home, he sets the gnome down on the table. Niqiu yaps at his feet so Zhou Mi scoops him up and brings him into the kitchen. He feeds the small dog, then gets a towel wet, determined to clean off the gnome. But when he goes back to the table, he can't find it. Zhou Mi is pretty sure he set it down here but he just can't find the little guy. Suddenly Niqiu lets out a high pitched bark.
Zhou Mi rushes into the kitchen and sees the gnome sitting on the counter. He shakes his head, figures he must have carried it in to the kitchen when he fed Niqiu. He gently handles the gnome as he wipes the dirt off of it. He studies the gnome's face closer.
“You know, you look really familiar,” he says to the gnome. The gnome doesn't move or say anything. Zhou Mi shrugs and Niqiu continues to bark at the gnome.
Over the next few days, Zhou Mi keeps finding the gnome in strange places. He doesn't remember putting the gnome there but he's probably just sleep deprived. Except one night, he awakes with a jolt. It's thunder storming outside and when a flash of lightening lights up his room, he notices something in his room.
Another flash and Zhou Mi can clearly see the gnome sitting on the ground, staring at him. It's rather unnerving, so he takes the gnome back to the kitchen. When he gets back to his bedroom, he hesitates, then locks the door.
Niqiu keeps barking whenever he sees the gnome and Zhou Mi has to admit it's getting sort of creepy. But something inside him won't let him throw the little guy out. Instead he tries putting it out on his front stoop. The next day, the gnome is sitting on the couch and Zhou Mi swears its face is almost cross. He decides to keep it in the house.
That weekend, Kyuhyun comes home and Zhou Mi envelopes him in a hug, pressing kisses all over the younger man's face. “I missed you so much!” Zhou Mi exclaims and half spins Kyuhyun around in his arms. Suddenly, Niqiu barks at Kyuhyun. “It's just Kyuhyun, you silly thing,” Zhou Mi scolds and Kyuhyun laughs.
“Oh let me show you what I found!” Only when Zhou Mi tries to find the gnome, it's no where in sight. “What are you looking for?” Kyuhyun asks. “Hm, just this garden gnome I found while you were gone,” Zhou Mi says and shakes his head. “I guess I just misplaced it. I'm sure it will turn up.” Kyuhyun smiles mischievously before practically dragging Zhou Mi off to the bedroom.
Only Zhou Mi never sees the gnome again, and Niqiu sometimes still barks when Kyuhyun comes home. Kyuhyun just smirks, like he knows a secret that he'll never tell.
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Title: Call Me Up
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Summary: A phone call helps them close the distance between them.
Zhou Mi knows from the ringtone who is calling and he flicks his phone on excitedly.
“Hello,” he says breathlessly, not caring that it's rather late and he has a busy schedule tomorrow.
“Hey,” comes through the crackles and as always Kyuhyun doesn't bother with formalities. “We keep missing each other,” Zhou Mi says, knows that Kyuhyun can probably hear the smile in his voice.
“It's not my fault you're an idiot,” Kyuhyun responds, “Oh I saw that picture of you with the flower in your hair.” Kyuhyun pauses and Zhou Mi absentmindedly traces Kyuhyun's name in Chinese on his thigh. “You look like a girl.” Zhou Mi laughs. “I know you're just jealous of my good looks.” Kyuhyun's laugh comes out sarcastically and Zhou Mi can picture his smirking face.
“I am in no way jealous of you being a total girl,” Kyuhyun answers. “You weren't complaining that one time.” Zhou Mi remembers the dress perfectly, the red fabric had clung to Kyuhyun in all the right places. He had hips Zhou Mi would die for and his hair had fallen over his shoulders perfectly. Zhou Mi sighs happily just imagining it and Kyuhyun lets out a groan.
“Why do you always bring that up?” he hisses and Zhou Mi giggles. “Because you liked it.”
“I think Heechul knows about it, he keeps giving me weird looks and when we go shopping he looks at girls clothes, then back at me.” Zhou Mi doesn't answer. He might have told Heechul about it because that's what they did and it was obviously too good a story to pass up. Kyuhyun starts talking about his day, mostly ranting about his games and his schedule and Zhou Mi lets Kyuhyun's voice wash over him.
“I miss you,” Zhou Mi says suddenly. Kyuhyun hums. “I wish I was going to more shows.” Kyuhyun is silent. Then he speaks slowly. “Well, we get to see each other soon.” Zhou Mi sighs because it's never enough, and he wishes he could just live in Korea sometimes.
“I love you,” Zhou Mi says and wills himself not to cry. Kyuhyun's voice drops. “I-” he starts to say but then Zhou Mi hears shouting and rumbles. “I, I have to go. Yesung's being a dick,” Kyuhyun says and Zhou Mi can hear Yesung's low laughter in the background. Then the phone clicks off. Zhou Mi frowns.
Several minutes later, his phone buzzes. He picks it up to check the text. It's a picture of Kyuhyun, a soft smile on his face, the usual smirk gone. It's a smile Zhou Mi treasures because it's his smile, the one that Kyuhyun only shows Zhou Mi. The message is simple. “I love you too.”
Zhou Mi smiles, his fingers brushing over the words. He marks another day off his calendar, and realizes it just means he's one day closer to seeing Kyuhyun again.
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I FINALLY FINISHED THIS KRIS. The best part was we thought of it so long ago, and then the 2PM concerts happened. And what do you know? THEY WERE RIDING MOTORCYCLES AND WEARING LEATHER AND SHIT. LOLOLOLOL. Anyways... I hope this AU makes all your dreams come true and again, sorry sorry sorry it took me so long to write it~.
Taecyeon cuts the engine as he pulls up to the bar. He steps off his bike, adjusting his leather jacket as he flicks his shades onto his head. The sun is beating down on his back, causing sweat to trickle on his neck. He pockets his keys and heads into the bar. Judging from the number of motorcycles outside, the rest of his gang is already here.
Taecyeon scans the bar, does a quick head count. He knows the Okcats are a small gang, but they've gained a lot of territory over the past year. He takes note that Nichkhun is missing and settles up at the bar to get a drink. Taecyeon strips off his jacket and downs the drink in one go. Chansung slips into the seat beside him, motioning for the bartender to pour him a drink as well.
“Should we start getting people out of here?” Chansung asks in a whisper. Taecyeon turns to look at Chansung. He looks more worn out than usual and Taecyeon feels bad. The kid is still young, yet he volunteers for night patrol, causing the bags under his eyes to grow. Taecyeon nods at him, then gives the signal to the bartender.
The bartender yells the bar is closed and people start to shuffle out. Junsu and Junho stop playing pool and help to make sure they all leave. “Where's Nichkhun?” Taecyeon asks. “He's around,” Chansung replies curtly with a dark look on his face. When the last person leaves, the bartender nods at Taecyeon. “Kwon, you're always too good to us.” The bartender shakes his head, but he's got a smile on his face. “Well, you boys know where I'll be if you need anything,” he says before disappearing upstairs with a wink.
Seconds later, Nichkhun comes stumbling out of the bathroom, pulling along a laughing Wooyoung behind him. “I thought I told you not to bring that floozy around here when we have meetings,” Taecyeon snaps and Wooyoung's eyes grow wide. “Wooyoung isn't some whore, so you watch your mouth,” Nichkhun hisses, his eyes full of sudden rage. His eyes soften as he turns back to Wooyoung. “Isn't that right baby?” Wooyoung giggles behind his hand before leaning in for a kiss.
“Well, he can leave now, the bar's closed,” Junho says. Nichkhun sits down and pulls Wooyoung into his lap. “I trust him, he can stay,” Nichkhun says and Taecyeon doesn't bother to fight him anymore. Instead he stands and all eyes fall to him. “Well, I'm sure you all know why we're here. The recent problems we've been having with God's Choisen,” Taecyeon says and spits on the ground, just saying the name leaves a foul taste in his mouth.
“Just the other day, I saw two of them, Donghae and Eunhyuk I think, cruising around on our streets,” Nichkhun says, “They started harassing Kwon, who was out with Jinwoon. When they saw me coming to help Jinwoon, they took off.”
“It's too bad the three of them are gone right now,” Junsu says. Taecyeon frowns, the loss of Jinwoon, Changmin, and Seulong at this critical time defiantly puts a hurting on their gang. “I've had problems with that Eunhyuk one as well,” Junho speaks up and Chansung's fist slams on the bar.
“Damn it, we didn't have these problems when-” Chansung starts in a whisper but Taecyeon hauls him up by the collar. “Don't say his name,” Taecyeon hisses, “Don't fucking say it, he left, that's that.” He pushes Chansung away from him, scowling.
“Now back to more pressing matters. Like what are we going to do about them?” Everyone looks around, they have no ideas. Suddenly, Wooyoung stops messing around with Nichkhun's ear. “You can have a race,” he says, “You can race and the winner gets three more blocks to control.” They stare silently at the boy, who's gone back to playing with Nichkhun's hair.
“You know, it's actually not a bad idea,” Junsu says slowly, looking at Taecyeon. “You can race their leader. If you win, they will respect us more.” Taecyeon considers, from what he knows of their leader, he might have a fair chance of beating him. He fiddles with his glove, knowing that everyone is looking at him.
“Okay,” he nods. “Tomorrow, I'll go to their side of town to issue the challenge. Nichkhun and Chansung will come with me.” They both agree and decide upon a plan. Then Taecyeon takes off, the roar of his engine following him down the road.
The next day they all head towards the boarder. By the time they reach God's Choisen's hang out spot, Taecyeon knows their leader must know they are there. They park and Taecyeon looks over at Nichkhun and Chansung. There is a reason he brought them along, their huge stature makes them invaluable. They walk into the building, going calmly until their stopped by two guys. Taecyeon only recognizes the Chinese one.
“Why are you here?” Han Geng snaps. Taecyeon stares him down. “You have some nerve coming here,” the other guy says but Han Geng shoots him a look that is obviously meant to silence him. The other guy settles for glaring at Chansung.
“I want to speak to your leader,” Taecyeon says in an even voice. “No way!” the other guy says but gets interrupted by Han Geng. “Shut up Yesung,” he snaps, rubbing a hand at his temple. He looks over Taecyeon. “You can, but we need to search you for weapons.” Taecyeon nods, takes out the knife from his boot. They search them, Yesung getting particularly handsy with Chansung, who keeps shooting death glares at the man. But Yesung ignores him, a pleasant grin on his face as his fingers glide under Chansung's shirt. “That's enough,” Han Geng says and Yesung pulls away pouting.
“Follow me.” Han Geng leads them away, through hallways and down the stairs. They reach heavy steel doors, where another two men are standing guard. One of them waves at Nichkhun and the other winks cheekily and Taecyeon assumes they are Donghae and Eunhyuk. They open the door, and follow behind the company into the large room. It's mostly plain, a huge desk in the middle.
The chair swings around to show a smirking man. “So you're Taecyeon I presume?” The way he says it makes Taecyeon want to punch him. “Siwon,” he grits out and Siwon raises an eyebrow. Nichkhun puts his hand on Taecyeon's shoulder and it's only then he realizes his hand is clenched in a fist. “I trust you have a good reason for coming here,” Siwon says, voice full of arrogance.
“You. Me. Race and the winner gets to control an extra three blocks.” Siwon presses his fingertips together. “Interesting. And if I refuse?” Now it's Taecyeon's turn to smirk. “You won't. Three blocks is a lot and you have too much pride to turn down a challenge.” Siwon lets out a light laugh.
“Okay, we'll race. Friday, we'll start at Dark's Point, through the wastelands, then finish at Anju mountain. The first one to grab the flag at the bottom of the mountain wins.” Siwon extends his hand and Taecyeon shakes it firmly. “The race starts at 5 pm sharp.” Taecyeon nods, then Yesung and Han Geng lead them out of the building.
The days leading up to the race are sort of a blur to Taecyeon. He works tirelessly on his bike, making sure every detail is perfect. With the help of his members, he goes over the best routes to take, mapping it out in his head. He makes sure he knows the routes, knows all the backups just in case. At night, he can't sleep, can only keep thinking what will happen if he loses. He doesn't let the rest see him worry though, he can't.
Then the day of the race is upon them. They all ride out to Dark's Point, the roar of the engines rumbling around them, echoing through the streets. Wooyoung is pressed into Nichkhun back and Taecyeon only let him come since it was his idea in the first place. Finally they pull up to the spot, all of God's Choisen already there.
They dismount and Taecyeon walks closer to Siwon. A girl is standing beside Siwon, her amber hair flying in the wind. She plays with her parasol, leaning closer to Siwon to whisper something in his ear. That's when Taecyeon realizes the adam's apple. Oh. Taecyeon wonders just what is up with this gang before looking back at his own. Wooyoung's sporting pigtails and he keeps making Nichkhun giggle. Taecyeon sighs.
The boy with the parasol places a kiss on Siwon's cheek before going over to Han Geng, who grabs him by the waist, pulling him flush against his side. Siwon steps forward. “Here's to a good clean race,” he says but his eyes sparkle with something mischievous. Taecyeon nods, then goes back to his motorcycle.
They get into position, next to each other. They both rev their engines, the sounds drowning out all other noise. Suddenly, Yesung waves the flag and Taecyeon floors it. Siwon is close behind him as Taecyeon watches the other people disappear out of the corner of his eye. He drives on, takes the curves dangerously fast, his gloved hands digging into the handlebars.
Then, Taecyeon looks back and Siwon is no where to be seen. He must have taken a different turn and it puts Taecyeon on edge. What if Siwon knows a better route? Taecyeon grits his teeth, his leather jacket already clinging to his body because of the sweat. After two turns, he spots Siwon out in front of him.
Then Siwon takes a sharp right and Taecyeon follows him on auto pilot even though it isn't the route he planned out. Taecyeon looks around, they've made it to the wastelands, the abandoned part of town, most of the building are burned down. Taecyeon speeds up a bit, trying to get closer to Siwon, then they are driving next to each other.
Siwon looks over, his sunglasses blocking his eyes but Taecyeon gets the impression that he's angry. He looks back, then flicks him off. Siwon snarls and starts to pick up more speed, only Taecyeon is matching him. The broken down buildings wiz by in Taecyeon's peripheral vision. Siwon starts to gently turn right, so Taecyeon follows suite. But he takes it too hard, is going too fast to stop it.
He's falling, hits the ground hard and rolls a bit before coming to a stop. He hears the engine sputter out and looks over to see Siwon's on the ground too. He doesn't see any blood and figures that's a good sign. Both their bikes lie several feet away and Taecyeon tries to stand.
His leg almost gives away, a sharp pain cutting through him. His jacket at least protected his body from getting scratched up. Taecyeon notices Siwon hasn't gotten up, a bloody gash on his cheek. Taecyeon stumbles over to him, is about to offer his hand when suddenly Siwon stands and punches Taecyeon in the face.
Taecyeon takes several steps back before lunching forward, his fist connecting with Siwon's gut. Siwon grunts then tackles Taecyeon to the ground. “This is all your fault,” he hisses, blood trickling down his jaw. Siwon's hands fist themselves into Taecyeon's shirt as Taecyeon tries to use his good leg to kick at him.
The next thing Taecyeon knows, Siwon is biting at his lip, drawing blood. Their tongues slide together, slick and hot as Taecyeon tastes his own blood. “What the fuck?” Taecyeon tries to mumble but it's half swallowed by Siwon's mouth. He tries to push Siwon off but it only seems to make him attack his mouth with more aggression.
Taecyeon flips them over somehow but Siwon bucks his hips up. The friction jolts through Taecyeon's system and he half subconsciously grinds down. Siwon's mouth drops open and Taecyeon takes the opportunity to bite and lick into it. They do this push and pull, the pain matches the pleasure as they struggle on the ground.
Siwon flips them again, only this time he turns Taecyeon over too, lying on his stomach on the cold empty street. Then Siwon goes for Taecyeon's pants and Taecyeon panics a little. “What the fuck are you doing?” he hisses, “Stop it.” Siwon doesn't stop, eventually getting Taecyeon's pants pulled down through the struggle. “Just shut up.” Taecyeon hears the unzip of Siwon's pants.
He braces himself as Siwon goes all in. It would be a lie to say he's not used to this, but he's certainly never done it with someone he's hated. It's rough but not entirely unpleasant, except the position kind of sucks, being pressing into the ground. “Let me turn over,” Taecyeon says hoarsely. Siwon pulls out and flips him again, then goes right back at it.
At least at this angle Taecyeon's dick isn't aching quite as much. He grabs onto Siwon's arms, digging his nails in, leaving scratches. Siwon lets out a low growl and starts fucking Taecyeon even harder. In turn, it just makes Taecyeon dig his nails in so hard that the skin breaks and blood breaks free to create angry red lines. Siwon bends closer, brutally kissing Taecyeon, causing him to gasp. Siwon takes the opportunity to suck Taecyeon's tongue into his mouth and bite on it.
Taecyeon's whole body jolts from the sharp pain and Siwon lets out a groan. Taecyeon reaches a hand down to jerk at his own cock, neglected and raw. A whine escapes his lips as he fists his fingers tightly, moves his hand just the way he likes it. He can feel the pressure building as he jerks himself and Siwon continues to fuck him.
He comes, hard and fast all over his hand and Siwon groans again, his hips moving more desperately. “Fuck,” he hisses and at least he has the dignity to pull out before he's coming as well. Siwon jerks himself through his orgasm, his come dripping thickly onto the pavement. The look on his face is nothing short of satisfaction as he drops to the ground.
Their both lie on their backs, panting as their bodies calm down. Taecyeon fixes himself, pulls up his pants, his limbs feeling heavy. It's only then when Taecyeon wonders what the fuck just happened. Then his phone buzzes, probably a text from Chansung wondering where he is because by now they should have both crossed the finish line.
“So,” Taecyeon says into the still air, “Maybe we should call a truce?” Siwon doesn't say anything and Taecyeon chances a glance over at him. His expression is blank, then suddenly he bursts out laughing. Taecyeon stares as Siwon slowly gets up and walks over to him, still chuckling. He extends his hand to help Taecyeon up. “Yeah, yeah. Something like that,” Siwon says and Taecyeon grips his hand firmly. Siwon smiles and that's how the alliance between the Okcats and God's Choisen came to start.