Proze style! Present-tense type!

[its_not_biscuts]

Teatime, having been dragged to the hospital by a certain Spike Stoker, has managed to make a somewhat recovery and is now lying in the bed, bandaged heavily and sedated just as much. His system is fighting off most of the drugs, though, so he's not unconscious or delusional. Just not very mobile

Comments

[not_buffys_bf]

Feeling any better?

[its_not_biscuts]

*looks at Spike* Not particularly. What's your name?

[not_buffys_bf]

Stoker. Spike Stoker. Don't know if you remember, but I brought you here. *pause* You know what happened to you, right?

[its_not_biscuts]

You brought me here? I suppose I should thank you, then. And I believe I do remember what happened. Something involving a rather large werewolf.

[not_buffys_bf]

Yeah. Exactly. *bites his lip-- this is the hard part of the job* Did you know you were bitten?

[its_not_biscuts]

From the look of the wounds, I presumed as much. This means, I suppose, that I am now a werewolf as well. *eyes Spike* Am I correct?

[not_buffys_bf]

...You are. *watches to see how he'll react to this*

[its_not_biscuts]

Interesting. I imagine this will alter my life considerably. *seems calm enough, for now*

[not_buffys_bf]

It doesn't have to. There are ways to deal with it.

[its_not_biscuts]

Deal with it? Please, do tell me.

[not_buffys_bf]

I don't know how much you know about werewolves... Well. There are certain drugs that can render the transformation harmless, which I recommend.

[its_not_biscuts]

Harmless? I believe that to some extent being a werewolf would be advantegous.

[not_buffys_bf]

*taken aback* Advantageous-- how?

[its_not_biscuts]

If things go bad during an engagement, I can always take on this new form and eradicate most of the problems. *dementedly happy smile*

[not_buffys_bf]

What the hell do you do for a living, then?

[its_not_biscuts]

I'm an assassin.