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[its_neverlupus]

So, is ... anyone feeling sick, anywhere?

I don't mean like. Sniffles or a tummy ache.

Any unexplained bleeding?

Random fainting and/or coma?

Anyone?

Anyone?

...Bueller?

Comments

[onlysaneguy]

Oh oh, I know someone who might have some unexplained bleeding!

Maybe, kinda... sorta.

[its_neverlupus]

Kinda... sorta?

[onlysaneguy]

Well I don't know human stuff!

that and if I told you I would be killed. By angry teenaged girls, and not in the sexy way.

[ivyalchemist]

I tried talking to this one a while back regarding his partner... he wasn't very helpful, though.

[its_neverlupus]

Oh, I know who I'm dealing with. I lurk.

And yes, I am really that desperate right now.

[ivyalchemist]

If you want this one, by all means. I have no problems with it.

[its_neverlupus]

...and you expect me to help... how, exactly, then?

[onlysaneguy]

Use Nurse Titties as a distraction so I can drag my Tamer to you, duh.

[ivyalchemist]

If you're going to use me as a distraction, the least you can do is call me by my name, you annoying little bug of a digimon.

[onlysaneguy]

Yeah, no. I ain't a bug 'mon and your rack is the distraction so names aren't important.

She won't care.

[ivyalchemist]

[sigh] I would punt you, but you'd like that.

Why are we using me as a distraction for a guy who already has a girlfriend anyway?

[onlysaneguy]

No.

You're the distraction for the girlfriend. You're not that bright for a nurse.

[ivyalchemist]

You're the one being vague as hell about this entire thing! How the hell am I supposed to distract her?!

[onlysaneguy]

Tits, duh. It's pretty obvious if you pay attention.

[ivyalchemist]

... ... ...

I-- ...

... I don't think I want to be a part of this anymore.

[onlysaneguy]

Too late!

You're involved and you are bait.