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Cracked's writer Seanbaby comes out with a few zingers (I'm stealing the list from Christina H's article here:
"He was a nerd in every direction. He moved like space squids hollowed out a sex offender and were drunk driving him."
"She claims to be a supermodel and an actress, but she looks like someone tried to recreate their grandmother out of Turtle Wax and she's in fewer movies than Bigfoot."
"If the Special Olympics had a comedy writing event, this would be the only entry that didn't win a hug. John M. Byrne is so tragic that breast cancer walks to end him."
"He was a nerd in every direction. He moved like space squids hollowed out a sex offender and were drunk driving him."
"She claims to be a supermodel and an actress, but she looks like someone tried to recreate their grandmother out of Turtle Wax and she's in fewer movies than Bigfoot."
"If the Special Olympics had a comedy writing event, this would be the only entry that didn't win a hug. John M. Byrne is so tragic that breast cancer walks to end him."