Jun 19, 2010 12:17
As I'm sure you are all aware, the Captain is currently missing, presumed dead. [Her voice remains rather alarmingly calm.] While there are the usual sorts of foolish, paranoid rumors going around about the explosion, I hope that no one on this ship is enough of a fool to jump to conclusions without considering facts.
I will be heading the investigation and search/rescue operations in Solare, for both the Captain and other passengers. [The almost audible sound of teeth gritting.] In my absence, you will report to Commander Miles Edgeworth for normal ship routine - and this ship will carry on as normal. If anything arises outside standard operation [and her tone of voice makes it very clear that this had better not happen-] Commander Edgeworth will contact me.
explosions,
fools,
captain shenanigans,
miles edgeworth is a fool,
everyone = fools,
f: amestris