LKSDJFLKSJDFS AHHHHHHH
omg
OMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OH MAH GAWD
I. I have no words for the awesome of this trailer
except
OH
MY
GOD
CHRIS AND LEON WERE FIGHTING
AND IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING AND SEXY THING EVER AND IT WAS ONLY LIKE FIVE SECONDS LONG
SLKDJFLKSJDFAKLJDF;LKASDJFSAKLDF;JLAKLJFAIOESJFENFJADNFOIASDFJSAND
MORE
I DEMAND MORE, CAPCOM
NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW YOU CANNOT GET ME HOOKED AND LEAVE ME HANGING
PLEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEEE
AND LMAO GJ DODGING THAT PUNCH, LEON. YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR TEETH. ...AND YOUR FACE.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST CANNOT
I CANNOT EVEN
IDEK IT JUST BLEW MY MIND
IT WAS CHRIS
AND LEON
FIIIIIGHTIIIIIING
AND ON TOP OF THAT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL FIGHT SCENE IN ITSELF
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY THAT THEY'RE SEEN ON THE SAME SCREEN TOGETHER, AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
TRYING TO BEAT EACH OTHER'S EFFING FACES IN
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3333333333
AND GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I LOVE IT WHEN CHRIS IS ANGRY AND SNARLING
DSLKJFSLKDJFLSKJDFS <333333
/FANGASMING FOREVERRRRRRR IDEK MAN IDEK
AND WHAT -- WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
IIIIIIIIIIIIIS
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS
WESKER
HAS
A
SON???
BRB MY BRAIN
HAS DIED
AND SHATTERED
INTO A MILLION PIECES
AND I AM KIND OF BEYOND ANY SORT OF COMPREHENSION RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND SHERRY -- OH MY GOD, RESIDENT EVIL ACTUALLY BROUGHT A SIDE CHARACTER BACK
AND IT IS SHERRY BIRKIN
THAT IS
NOTHING SHORT
OF AMAZING
AND BEAUTIFUL
OMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
...OKAY. Now that that's out of my system, it's Thinking Tiemz.
First -- WHO IS THIS ANNOYING LADY?? I thought it was Ada and everyone's thinking it's Ada, but... It sounds like a different VA (which means nothing, I know, VAs switch all the time in things), she doesn't dress like Ada (hardly any red, no butterfly motif, wtf is that low-cut shirt), and while Ada is far from being a good person, she's not cruel -- this ho is going around infecting people with a smile and mocking Chris while doing it. :| Either Ada suddenly snapped, or this is someone else -- and I do wonder, if it is Ada, why they didn't just confirm it with Leon's obligatory "ADA!" reaction when he first sees her.
I really hope it's NOT Ada because if it is then NOOOOOOOOOO, SHE'S BECOME ONE OF THOSE LAME "LOOK AT ME, LET ME SHOW OFF MY BOOBS EVEN WHEN I AM WALKING AROUND IN FREEZING, SNOWY WEATHER" CHICKS. DDDDDD8 I HATE THOSE.
As for Jake, AKA Wesker Junior, AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS AMAZING. I SERIOUSLY MADE THIS STARTLED GASP/KEYBOARD SMASH SOUND WHEN SHE SAID WESKER WAS HIS FATHER. And now I gotta speculate -- as soon as she said that, my first reaction was "....THAT'S TOTALLY A METAPHOR, RIGHT. THIS GUY'S JUST A CLONE OF WESKER, NOT AN *ACTUAL* SON PRODUCED THROUGH NATURAL MEANS, RIGHT." But then I sat in my thinking chair
and got to, well, thinking.
Hollywood likes to pretend like human clones can just be ~magically made~ -- you get some blood from someone, put it in a tube of weird-looking fluid, and OUT comes a clone of that person, appearing to be the SAME age as that person, regardless of whether they're five or fifty.
INCORRECT. When clones are made, they still have to go through the embryo -> fetus -> infant -> kid -> young adult -> adult process, just like everyone else, unless some alternate, high-tech, nature-defying means are discovered five hundred years from now.
Now, as anal as I am, I'm gonna assume RE will be smart about it (...) and, in the event of there being human clones, have them grow up as they would/should normally. In that case, if Jake IS a clone, and he's about 25 or so, I'm guessing... it would make sense if he lived out 25 or so whole years like a relatively normal person, since he's not... y'know. X-23 or anything. He seems psychologically and socially normal. Of course, this would also mean that Wesker was approximately 25 himself when this clone was made.
BUT, when Wesker was 25, he was nothing particularly special -- just one of hundreds of Wesker children test subjects. So why clone him specifically when it wasn't even yet known if he'd survive the first viral treatments? To that end, they (whoever "they" are) would had to have cloned ALL the Wesker kids, which would've taken a LOT of time, money, resources, attempts, and ultimately lives and surrogate mothers (and, consequently, a much higher risk that someone could talk and word could get out of their intentions, no matter how tight security was). Why bother when they had hundreds of Wesker kids already, and they could just clone the successful ones later, once they were deemed worthy? I know the Evil Scientists of this series don't mind going out on a limb sometimes, but this is just plain impractical.
So that put a dent in my clone hypothesis.
Then I thought okay, Wesker would have been approximately 25 when Jake was born -- and that was before he became Super Wesker, so heck, what if he did knock some woman up in his younger years? Accidentally, of course, and without knowing it -- otherwise he'd probably have hunted the kid down to use his genes for some purpose or another.
...I DON'T KNOW. AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER (OMG THEY MOVED THE DATE UP BY ALMOST TWO MONTHS, YAAAAAAY) TO FIND OUT. B|
QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEAD, CAPCOM
EITHER WAY, yes, Jake is Wesker's son in whatever sense -- he has his genes, and sdjflksjdfsf I LOVED THAT BIT
Chris: "...Have we met...?"
Jake: "NOPE SORRY I KNOW NOTHING GOTTA RUN LATER MAN"
AHAHA CHRIS' WESKER!SENSES WERE TINGLING X'D
So then, I imagine the whatever-it-is that Jake is seen injecting himself with throughout the game is Wesker's PG67 serum? Thus explaining why he's ninja in some scenes and then half-dead or getting his butt kicked in others.
BUT BACK TO THE CHRIS VS. LEON THING -- PLEASE LET THIS GO SOMEWHERE??
AND I LOVE THEM BOTH, BUT I'M SORRY
BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, WHO IS BETTER AT HAND-TO-HAND
AND DEFEATED WESKER
AND PUNCHES BOULDERS
AND DID NOT HAVE THIS
HAPPEN TO HIM HALF AN HOUR INTO A GAME?
ALSO, SCREW YOU, LEON, AND YOUR LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AND/OR CALM HEAD AND/OR LINGERING FEELINGS FOR POSSIBLE!ADA
I AM WITH CHRIS. SHOOT HER. SHOOT HER IN DA HEAD NOW BECAUSE SHE WILL GET AWAY OTHERWISE BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GET AWAY
And HA, Chris TOTALLY SHOT AT AN UNARMED WOMAN WITH THE INTENT TO KILL. \o/ \o/ \o/ AIN'T NO DRESDEN-ESQUE DERPS HERE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. DIS IS CHRIS REDFIELD AND HE MEANS SRS BIZNIS.
But. omg, Chris. ;; You can tell he's gonna go through so much emotional stuff in this game -- he's already about to HULK SMASH everything in 80% of the scenes he's been in so far, and augh, his reaction when Stupid Ho infected the B.S.A.A. troops and he couldn't get to his men to save them ;____;
AND EXCUSE ME WHERE IS JILL
SHE CAN AT LEAST MAKE A CAMEO, RIGHT
YOU CAN COP OUT AND SAY SHE'S FIGHTING SOMETHING ELSE IN CANADA OR FRANCE OR SOMETHING, BUT SHE CAN MAKE A CAMEO, RIGHT?
CHRIS OBVS NEEDS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HERE, K
OR AT LEAST SOMEONE TO CALM HIM THE EFF DOWN
Although I TOTES LOVE HIS INTERACTIONS WITH HIS NEW PARTNER ALREADY. New guy is cute. :'D DO I SENSE A LITTLE BROTHER FIGURE APPROACHING??
And EEEEEEEEE they CONFIRMED OFFLINE CO-OP \o/ In a sad world where split-screen gaming is being overshadowed by the overrated frustration that is online play, it's good to see favorites sticking to the much appreciated formula. :'D
AND MERCENARIES. THEY CONFIRMED MERCENARIES. \o/ ...JILL CAN BE IN THAT, RITE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAWWWWWWW YEAAAAAHH
I just. I AM JUST SO FREAKING EXCITE NOW. My adrenaline was UP after watching this several times and all day yesterday I was like
....NO, SRSLY
I WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY BREAK INTO DANCING
SRSLY
So, a nutshell, GOOD WORK, CAPCOM
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION
AND YOU HAVE GOTTEN ME TO DEDICATE MY EXISTENCE TO GETTING THIS GAME
CONGRATS
CONGRATS, REALLY
NOW STFU AND GIVE ME IT
GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
D'8
OMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OH MAH GAWD
Click to viewI. I have no words for the awesome of this trailer
except
OH
MY
GOD
CHRIS AND LEON WERE FIGHTING
AND IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING AND SEXY THING EVER AND IT WAS ONLY LIKE FIVE SECONDS LONG
SLKDJFLKSJDFAKLJDF;LKASDJFSAKLDF;JLAKLJFAIOESJFENFJADNFOIASDFJSAND
MORE
I DEMAND MORE, CAPCOM
NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW YOU CANNOT GET ME HOOKED AND LEAVE ME HANGING
PLEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEEE
AND LMAO GJ DODGING THAT PUNCH, LEON. YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR TEETH. ...AND YOUR FACE.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST CANNOT
I CANNOT EVEN
IDEK IT JUST BLEW MY MIND
IT WAS CHRIS
AND LEON
FIIIIIGHTIIIIIING
AND ON TOP OF THAT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL FIGHT SCENE IN ITSELF
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY THAT THEY'RE SEEN ON THE SAME SCREEN TOGETHER, AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
TRYING TO BEAT EACH OTHER'S EFFING FACES IN
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3333333333
AND GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I LOVE IT WHEN CHRIS IS ANGRY AND SNARLING
DSLKJFSLKDJFLSKJDFS <333333
/FANGASMING FOREVERRRRRRR IDEK MAN IDEK
AND WHAT -- WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
IIIIIIIIIIIIIS
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS
WESKER
HAS
A
SON???
BRB MY BRAIN
HAS DIED
AND SHATTERED
INTO A MILLION PIECES
AND I AM KIND OF BEYOND ANY SORT OF COMPREHENSION RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND SHERRY -- OH MY GOD, RESIDENT EVIL ACTUALLY BROUGHT A SIDE CHARACTER BACK
AND IT IS SHERRY BIRKIN
THAT IS
NOTHING SHORT
OF AMAZING
AND BEAUTIFUL
OMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
...OKAY. Now that that's out of my system, it's Thinking Tiemz.
First -- WHO IS THIS ANNOYING LADY?? I thought it was Ada and everyone's thinking it's Ada, but... It sounds like a different VA (which means nothing, I know, VAs switch all the time in things), she doesn't dress like Ada (hardly any red, no butterfly motif, wtf is that low-cut shirt), and while Ada is far from being a good person, she's not cruel -- this ho is going around infecting people with a smile and mocking Chris while doing it. :| Either Ada suddenly snapped, or this is someone else -- and I do wonder, if it is Ada, why they didn't just confirm it with Leon's obligatory "ADA!" reaction when he first sees her.
I really hope it's NOT Ada because if it is then NOOOOOOOOOO, SHE'S BECOME ONE OF THOSE LAME "LOOK AT ME, LET ME SHOW OFF MY BOOBS EVEN WHEN I AM WALKING AROUND IN FREEZING, SNOWY WEATHER" CHICKS. DDDDDD8 I HATE THOSE.
As for Jake, AKA Wesker Junior, AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS AMAZING. I SERIOUSLY MADE THIS STARTLED GASP/KEYBOARD SMASH SOUND WHEN SHE SAID WESKER WAS HIS FATHER. And now I gotta speculate -- as soon as she said that, my first reaction was "....THAT'S TOTALLY A METAPHOR, RIGHT. THIS GUY'S JUST A CLONE OF WESKER, NOT AN *ACTUAL* SON PRODUCED THROUGH NATURAL MEANS, RIGHT." But then I sat in my thinking chair
and got to, well, thinking.
Hollywood likes to pretend like human clones can just be ~magically made~ -- you get some blood from someone, put it in a tube of weird-looking fluid, and OUT comes a clone of that person, appearing to be the SAME age as that person, regardless of whether they're five or fifty.
INCORRECT. When clones are made, they still have to go through the embryo -> fetus -> infant -> kid -> young adult -> adult process, just like everyone else, unless some alternate, high-tech, nature-defying means are discovered five hundred years from now.
Now, as anal as I am, I'm gonna assume RE will be smart about it (...) and, in the event of there being human clones, have them grow up as they would/should normally. In that case, if Jake IS a clone, and he's about 25 or so, I'm guessing... it would make sense if he lived out 25 or so whole years like a relatively normal person, since he's not... y'know. X-23 or anything. He seems psychologically and socially normal. Of course, this would also mean that Wesker was approximately 25 himself when this clone was made.
BUT, when Wesker was 25, he was nothing particularly special -- just one of hundreds of Wesker children test subjects. So why clone him specifically when it wasn't even yet known if he'd survive the first viral treatments? To that end, they (whoever "they" are) would had to have cloned ALL the Wesker kids, which would've taken a LOT of time, money, resources, attempts, and ultimately lives and surrogate mothers (and, consequently, a much higher risk that someone could talk and word could get out of their intentions, no matter how tight security was). Why bother when they had hundreds of Wesker kids already, and they could just clone the successful ones later, once they were deemed worthy? I know the Evil Scientists of this series don't mind going out on a limb sometimes, but this is just plain impractical.
So that put a dent in my clone hypothesis.
Then I thought okay, Wesker would have been approximately 25 when Jake was born -- and that was before he became Super Wesker, so heck, what if he did knock some woman up in his younger years? Accidentally, of course, and without knowing it -- otherwise he'd probably have hunted the kid down to use his genes for some purpose or another.
...I DON'T KNOW. AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER (OMG THEY MOVED THE DATE UP BY ALMOST TWO MONTHS, YAAAAAAY) TO FIND OUT. B|
QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEAD, CAPCOM
EITHER WAY, yes, Jake is Wesker's son in whatever sense -- he has his genes, and sdjflksjdfsf I LOVED THAT BIT
Chris: "...Have we met...?"
Jake: "NOPE SORRY I KNOW NOTHING GOTTA RUN LATER MAN"
AHAHA CHRIS' WESKER!SENSES WERE TINGLING X'D
So then, I imagine the whatever-it-is that Jake is seen injecting himself with throughout the game is Wesker's PG67 serum? Thus explaining why he's ninja in some scenes and then half-dead or getting his butt kicked in others.
BUT BACK TO THE CHRIS VS. LEON THING -- PLEASE LET THIS GO SOMEWHERE??
AND I LOVE THEM BOTH, BUT I'M SORRY
BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, WHO IS BETTER AT HAND-TO-HAND
AND DEFEATED WESKER
AND PUNCHES BOULDERS
AND DID NOT HAVE THIS
HAPPEN TO HIM HALF AN HOUR INTO A GAME?
ALSO, SCREW YOU, LEON, AND YOUR LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AND/OR CALM HEAD AND/OR LINGERING FEELINGS FOR POSSIBLE!ADA
I AM WITH CHRIS. SHOOT HER. SHOOT HER IN DA HEAD NOW BECAUSE SHE WILL GET AWAY OTHERWISE BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GET AWAY
And HA, Chris TOTALLY SHOT AT AN UNARMED WOMAN WITH THE INTENT TO KILL. \o/ \o/ \o/ AIN'T NO DRESDEN-ESQUE DERPS HERE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. DIS IS CHRIS REDFIELD AND HE MEANS SRS BIZNIS.
But. omg, Chris. ;; You can tell he's gonna go through so much emotional stuff in this game -- he's already about to HULK SMASH everything in 80% of the scenes he's been in so far, and augh, his reaction when Stupid Ho infected the B.S.A.A. troops and he couldn't get to his men to save them ;____;
AND EXCUSE ME WHERE IS JILL
SHE CAN AT LEAST MAKE A CAMEO, RIGHT
YOU CAN COP OUT AND SAY SHE'S FIGHTING SOMETHING ELSE IN CANADA OR FRANCE OR SOMETHING, BUT SHE CAN MAKE A CAMEO, RIGHT?
CHRIS OBVS NEEDS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HERE, K
OR AT LEAST SOMEONE TO CALM HIM THE EFF DOWN
Although I TOTES LOVE HIS INTERACTIONS WITH HIS NEW PARTNER ALREADY. New guy is cute. :'D DO I SENSE A LITTLE BROTHER FIGURE APPROACHING??
And EEEEEEEEE they CONFIRMED OFFLINE CO-OP \o/ In a sad world where split-screen gaming is being overshadowed by the overrated frustration that is online play, it's good to see favorites sticking to the much appreciated formula. :'D
AND MERCENARIES. THEY CONFIRMED MERCENARIES. \o/ ...JILL CAN BE IN THAT, RITE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAWWWWWWW YEAAAAAHH
I just. I AM JUST SO FREAKING EXCITE NOW. My adrenaline was UP after watching this several times and all day yesterday I was like
....NO, SRSLY
I WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY BREAK INTO DANCING
SRSLY
So, a nutshell, GOOD WORK, CAPCOM
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION
AND YOU HAVE GOTTEN ME TO DEDICATE MY EXISTENCE TO GETTING THIS GAME
CONGRATS
CONGRATS, REALLY
NOW STFU AND GIVE ME IT
GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
D'8