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First off, HOLY CRAP CHRIS AND LEON ARE STARRING IN ONE GAME TOGETHER AHHHHHHH THIS IS SO AMAZING

LEON'S STORY LOOKS ALL TYPICAL RE2/RE3 "OMG INFECTED CITY NUUUU" WHILE CHRIS' IS LIKE RE5 AMPED UP TO GEARS OF WAR?? IDEK BUT AWESOME WHAT ARE THESE NEW COMBAT MOVES DID LEON JUST SLIDE *UNDER* ZOMBIES BEFORE SHOOTING THEM?

AND OMG CHRIS' HAIRCUT. HE IS KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL. X'D I LOVE IT.

ALSO IS LEON WEARING THAT BONUS JACKET YOU CAN UNLOCK IN DSC?

OH LOOK NEW CHARACTERS. Sis pointed out that New Protag Dude sounds like Nolan North -- which would be hilarious since Chris is RC Smith (who gets the joke??). New Dude's lady friend looks/sounds like Ashley, kinda, which would be totes awesome.

SO LIKE CHRIS' PARTNER HASN'T BEEN ANNOUNCED SO IT SHOULD TOTES BE JILL. GLOBAL STUFF CAN'T GO DOWN WITHOUT HER K. :| I'd like to think Claire could maybe drop in, but that's kind of. Intense for her, so I won't hold my breath.

And O.M.G. ANGRY!CHRIS

ANGRY!CHRIS PUNCHING A WALL

ANGRY!CHRIS PUNCHING A WALL AND DENTING IT

And hhnnnnngggghhh his "How many of our men are dead BECAUSE OF THAT BITCH?" was just SO SO SOSOSOSOSO SLKDJFLSKDFS <333333 heeeeee and that dude called him "Captain." I find this so awesome.

And baaaaawww, poor Leon, having to shoot his president buddy. 8( Moar sadness if that's President Graham.

ALSO I LOVE THE LOGO. And the "no hope left" motto. Yussssss. <33333

and lmao China... my sis joked many a time that there should be a RE set in China since it's so populated, because it'd be so friggin' hectic. THERE YA GO, SIS. |DDDD

UH WHAT ELSE. idk it was just so awesome I was mostly just all "CHRISCHRISCHRISCHRIS8DDDDD" AND



AND IT COMES OUT RIGHT AFTER MY BIRTHDAY so yesssss.

As you can tell, I'm still. Quite incoherent on the matter, and pretty much



BUT THIS LOOKS SO MUCH MORE STORY-DRIVEN YAY AND WHO ELSE SAW HUNNIGAN AW YEAH

AND NOW I must equally rant on the RE: Revelations demo I played from the 3DS eShop. |D


Oh. Em. Jee.

I know they kept emphasizing that they were going back to RE's roots with this game, but AHHHHHH IT WAS LIKE PLAYING THE REMAKE ALL OVER AGAIN \o/~~

I lost count of how many times I screamed/yelped during that 10 or so minutes (hur hur I had the genius idea to play it in the dark, too), but AHHHH THAT ATMOSPHERE WAS THE SAME HORRIFYING, TENSE "OMFG" FEELING AS I GET IN THE OLD GAMES. YES. Holy God, when those TWO things dropped out of the vent in the ceiling on top of Jill? SCARED. THE. CRAP. OUT OF ME. :|;;;;;;;;;;;

Atmosphere aside, the graphics were gorgeous, the music was so totally RE, and the weapon/battle system is very smooth for a handheld; practically no dependence on the touch screen for weapon swapping that I noticed. It's looking awesome.

And sldkjfskldfsdf THE CUTSCENE AT THE END. I LOVED IT.

Jill/Parker: /walkin' along

Ugly dude: /GRABS JILL FROM BEHIND OH NOES

Jill: /struggling noises!

Parker: JILL! /aims gun

Jill: /more struggling noises!

[TENSE PAUSE]

Jill: .... B| /has enough of this crap, kicks UP AND OVER HER OWN SHOULDER TO KICK THE GUY IN THE FACE

LMAO WHAT

WHAT

IT HAPPENED SO FAST THAT I'M NOT EVEN SURE BUT

LMAO THAT WAS AMAZING

X'DD

I always figured her flexibility was due largely to P30, but fffffffffffff no. NVM.

I managed to find a (LQ) video of it, so for the lulz, it's at about 13:10.

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I APPROVE I WANT BOTH OF THESE GAMES NOW PLZ ;_;